Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Charles Schumer by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, February 20, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw grazes Schumer with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Straw hurts Schumer with a pair of glancing shots to the chest.
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-Schumer lunges with a hook to the temple, but misses.
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+Straw backs up Schumer with a pair of shots to the chest. Schumer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Straw lands a decisive right haymaker and Schumer collapses!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Schumer can't remember which corner is his.
Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!
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