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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, February 17, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Larry annoys Slammer with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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+Larry lands a pair of quick punches to the face. Slammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Larry fires a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Larry rocks Slammer with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
-Slammer tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Larry beats a hasty retreat.
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+Larry nails Slammer with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Larry whacks Slammer with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 1 of 7 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 29 of 34 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Larry pounds Slammer with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Larry hits Slammer with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Larry lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Larry pops Slammer with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Slammer doesn't seem bothered.
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+Larry wallops Slammer with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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-Larry tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Slammer attempts a left uppercut to the nose, but Larry covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 21 of 31 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Larry charges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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-Larry probes with a hook to the chest, but Slammer blocks.
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+Larry wallops Slammer with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Slammer tattoos Larry with a series of powerful punches to the eye!! Slammer strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Larry can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!