Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by disqualification in round 1.Match Monday, February 13, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dine&dash attacks with a pair of painful shots to the jaw. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
Dine&dash lands a quick left punch in the nose and Dorkness 1's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dine&dash wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right blows to the chin, but Dine&dash leaps aside.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Dine&dash with a pair of painful shots to the nose. Dine&dash shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 1 lands a well placed left blow to the temple and Dine&dash is knocked out of the ring!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of strong punches to the face. Dine&dash shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dine&dash hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dine&dash tries to land a right uppercut to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Dine&dash punches Dorkness 1 with a head butt! The audience is howling!
+Dorkness 1 tags Dine&dash with a pair of stinging combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 hammers Dine&dash with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Dine&dash with a volley of light combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Dine&dash with a cross to the mouth!
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Dine&dash's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with Dine&dash with a bite to the ear! Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by a foul!
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