Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Stan "The Swatter" Staples defeated Dung Eater by disqualification in round 4.Match Monday, February 13, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stan "The Swatter" Staples!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Eater fights inside. (inside)
The Swatter is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Eater lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Eater tosses The Swatter with an elbow! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Eater throws a flurry of stiff blows to the mouth!!
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+The Swatter jolts Eater with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Eater covers up.
-Eater throws a pair of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Eater lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but The Swatter beats a hasty retreat.
+The Swatter backs up Eater with a volley of heavy punches to the nose. Eater backpedals to his own corner.
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+The Swatter hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Eater attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but The Swatter ties him up.
-Eater throws a flurry of punches to the head, but misses completely.
+The Swatter annoys Eater with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
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-Eater paws a volley of right blows to the nose, but The Swatter backs out of it.
+The Swatter grazes Eater with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+The Swatter stuns Eater with a pair of punches to the head. Eater beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Swatter lands a volley of mean blows to the mouth!!
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-Eater throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but The Swatter beats a hasty retreat.
+The Swatter punches Eater with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dung Eater landed 9 of 42 punches, and Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 32 of 33 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 10-9
Eater doesn't even want to rest!
The Swatter doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Eater fights inside. (inside)
The Swatter is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Eater probes with a series of punches to the face, but The Swatter beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Swatter punches Eater with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Eater lands The Swatter with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
+The Swatter hits Eater with a barrage of wild punches to the chin!
-Eater fires a series of left blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Eater attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but The Swatter takes it in the forearms.
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+Eater grazes The Swatter with a heavy uppercut to the mouth! The Swatter doesn't seem bothered.
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+The Swatter lands a stinging jab to the nose.
+The Swatter hits with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
-Eater attacks with a jab to the head, but The Swatter steps aside.
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-Eater lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but The Swatter leaps aside.
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+The Swatter lands a series of blows to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dung Eater landed 9 of 39 punches, and Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 33 of 34 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 20-18
Eater grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The Swatter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Eater fights inside. (inside)
The Swatter is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Swatter shakes Eater with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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-Eater tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Eater tosses a flurry of wild shots to the chin. The Swatter shakes his head to clear it.
+The Swatter smacks Eater with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Eater hits with The Swatter with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
+The Swatter takes charge with a pair of punches to the eye. Eater hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Eater lashes out with a left hook to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+The Swatter grazes Eater with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Eater charges with a volley of right shots to the face, but The Swatter quickly backs away.
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-Eater paws a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Eater probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but The Swatter quickly backs away.
-Eater probes with a pair of left shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Swatter stuns Eater with a series of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dung Eater landed 6 of 39 punches, and Stan "The Swatter" Staples landed 32 of 32 punches.
Stan "The Swatter" Staples won the round 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples is winning the fight 30-27
Eater is slowing down.
The Swatter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Eater fights inside. (inside)
The Swatter is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Swatter rocks Eater with a pair of punches to the face. Eater sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Swatter lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Eater throws a volley of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Eater paws a series of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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+The Swatter hits with a pair of nice blows to the mouth.
The Swatter lands a beautiful left haymaker and Eater is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Eater struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Swatter rocks Eater with a flurry of powerful blows to the face. Eater retreats to the far corner.
-Eater lunges with a series of right shots to the nose, but The Swatter backs out of it.
+Eater connects with The Swatter with a blow to the groin! Stan "The Swatter" Staples pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Stan "The Swatter" Staples wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Eater looks exhausted.
The Swatter doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 2: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 3: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 2: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 3: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 2: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Round 3: Stan "The Swatter" Staples 10-9
Stan "The Swatter" Staples wins by a foul!
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