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(Super-Lightweight) Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME defeated Calm Carl Joyner by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, February 9, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Calm Carl Joyner!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Joyner is brawling. (inside)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Joyner fires a barrage of blows to the eye. Alltime hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Joyner lunges with a pair of right shots to the chin, but Alltime takes it in the forearms.
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+Alltime scores with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Alltime tosses a pair of nasty punches to the temple. Joyner covers up.
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+Alltime throws a series of glancing punches to the eye. Joyner ignores it.
-Joyner fires a barrage of shots to the chin, but falls short.
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-Joyner fires a volley of shots to the face, but Alltime takes it in the forearms.
+Joyner lashes out with a volley of stiff punches to the head. Alltime sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Alltime staggers Joyner with a series of punches to the face. Joyner beats a hasty retreat.
+Alltime solidly lands a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Joyner pokes Alltime with a volley of commanding blows to the nose.
+Alltime stuns Joyner with a series of nasty punches to the face.
+Joyner hits with a volley of furious blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 19 of 40 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 30 of 33 punches.

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME won the round 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME is winning the fight 10-9


Joyner doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alltime doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Joyner fights inside. (inside)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Alltime tosses a series of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Joyner throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Alltime suprises Joyner with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Alltime smacks Joyner with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs!!
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+Alltime attacks with a loud jab to the solar plexus. Joyner shakes his head to clear it.
+Joyner scores with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Joyner probes with a cross to the chest, but to no avail.
-Joyner tries to land a series of blows to the stomach, but Alltime deftly avoits it.
+Alltime hurts Joyner with a hook to the solar plexus.
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-Joyner tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Joyner tosses a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Alltime strikes with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Alltime belts Joyner with a series of stinging punches to the ribs. Joyner laughs!
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+ The fighters swap blows to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 21 of 42 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 31 of 33 punches.

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME won the round 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME is winning the fight 20-18


Joyner doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alltime doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Joyner fights inside. (inside)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Alltime hammers Joyner with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Joyner attacks with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Alltime narrowly avoids it
+Alltime connects with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Joyner tosses a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Joyner catches Alltime with a series of punches to the ribs!!
-Joyner probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Alltime quickly backs away.
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-Joyner tries a right hook to the solar plexus, but Alltime steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
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+Alltime pokes Joyner with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Joyner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Alltime punches Joyner with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus. Joyner gets mad!
+Alltime slams Joyner with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Joyner falls against the ropes!
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+Joyner annoys Alltime with a series of shots to the ribs.
+Joyner smacks Alltime with a barrage of hard shots to the stomach!
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+Alltime pounds Joyner with a right to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 22 of 42 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 31 of 32 punches.

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME won the round 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME is winning the fight 30-27


Joyner doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alltime doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Joyner fights inside. (inside)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Alltime attacks with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Joyner fires a roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Joyner lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Alltime steps aside.
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-Joyner throws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Alltime steps aside and laughs.
+Joyner stuns Alltime with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
+Alltime connects with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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+Alltime shakes Joyner with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Joyner attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Joyner lashes out with a right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Alltime smacks Joyner with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus. Joyner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Alltime nails Joyner with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Joyner scores with a furious straight right to the ribs.
+Alltime slams Joyner with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Alltime belts Joyner with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Alltime hits with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 19 of 41 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 32 of 35 punches.

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME won the round 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME is winning the fight 40-36


Joyner doesn't even want to rest!

Alltime doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Joyner fights inside. (inside)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Joyner tries to land a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+Joyner connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Joyner lashes out with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Joyner wallops Alltime with a pair of quick blows to the chest.
+Alltime lands a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Joyner is hurt!
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+Alltime shakes Joyner with a pair of light punches to the ribs. Joyner grimaces in pain.
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+Alltime rocks Joyner with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Alltime punches Joyner with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Alltime lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Alltime catches Joyner with a hard jab to the chest.
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-Joyner tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but Alltime hides behind his gloves.
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+Alltime nails Joyner with a solid right to the stomach. Joyner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Alltime lands a series of blows to the solar plexus. Joyner covers up.
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+Joyner catches Alltime with a pair of commanding blows to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 19 of 40 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 33 of 35 punches.

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME won the round 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME is winning the fight 50-45


Joyner doesn't even want to rest!

Alltime remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Joyner fights inside. (inside)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Alltime throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Joyner attempts a pair of shots to the face, but Alltime steps aside.
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+Joyner suprises Alltime with a pair of nice blows to the temple.
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+Joyner nails Alltime with a cross to the nose!!
+Joyner pummels Alltime with a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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+Alltime drills Joyner with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs. Joyner gets mad!
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+Alltime takes charge with a hard jab to the ribs.
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+Alltime throws a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach. Joyner quickly recovers.
+Alltime tattoos Joyner with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Joyner sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Joyner fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Alltime stays away from it.
-Joyner tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Joyner lands a barrage of vicious blows to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Alltime fires Joyner with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Alltime lands a jab to the ribs.
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+Joyner scores with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw!
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-Joyner tries a hook to the mouth, but misses completely.
+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
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+Joyner rocks Alltime with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 41 of 68 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 29 of 34 punches.

Calm Carl Joyner won the round 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME is winning the fight 59-55


Joyner doesn't even want to rest!

Alltime remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Joyner fights inside. (inside)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Joyner tries to land a pair of left punches to the face, but Alltime quickly backs away.
+Joyner connects with a hook to the chin.
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-Joyner throws a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Joyner throws a jab to the temple, but Alltime steps aside.
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+Joyner fires a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus. Alltime ignores it.
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+Alltime hits with a volley of nasty shots to the chin.
+Joyner backs up Alltime with a vicious uppercut to the chest. Alltime hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Joyner connects with a series of loud punches to the eye!! Alltime backpedals to his own corner.
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-Joyner attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Joyner connects with a pair of furious shots to the ribs.
-Joyner attempts a series of right shots to the chin, but Alltime backs out of it.
-Joyner tries to land a left to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Joyner attacks with a powerful uppercut to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 33 of 67 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 8 of 8 punches.

Calm Carl Joyner won the round 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME is winning the fight 68-65


Joyner doesn't even want to rest!

Alltime remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Joyner is brawling. (inside)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Alltime thumps Joyner with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Joyner suprises Alltime with a barrage of heavy blows to the face.
+Joyner tosses a nasty straight right to the chin!
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-Joyner lashes out with a pair of right blows to the head, but to no avail.
-Joyner charges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Joyner throws a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Alltime ducks just in time.
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-Joyner throws a series of left blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 21 of 40 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 8 of 8 punches.

Calm Carl Joyner won the round 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME is winning the fight 77-75


Joyner doesn't even want to rest!

Alltime remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Joyner flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Joyner strikes with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Joyner probes with a volley of right shots to the nose, but misses.
+Joyner staggers Alltime with a flurry of vicious shots to the face. Alltime doesn't notice.
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+Joyner pummels Alltime with a uppercut to the jaw.
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+Joyner fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Joyner launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Joyner lunges with a jab to the head, but Alltime leaps aside.
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-Joyner launches a hook to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Alltime tries to attack, but Joyner hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Joyner tags Alltime with a series of blows to the chin.
+Joyner staggers Alltime with a commanding uppercut to the temple.
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Alltime tries to attack, but Joyner hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Joyner paws a left to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Joyner lunges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Joyner clocks Alltime with a volley of stiff blows to the mouth.
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+Joyner rocks Alltime with a volley of shots to the stomach.
-Joyner paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Alltime leaps aside.
+Alltime attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Joyner tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Joyner pops Alltime with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Joyner paws a barrage of blows to the eye, but Alltime steps aside and laughs.
-Joyner charges with a barrage of shots to the temple, but Alltime blocks.
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+Joyner lands a pair of blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 51 of 100 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 8 of 9 punches.

Calm Carl Joyner won the round 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME is winning the fight 86-85


Joyner doesn't even want to rest!

Alltime doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Joyner flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Alltime is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Joyner fires a series of shots to the temple.
-Joyner paws a left hook to the eye, but Alltime ducks.
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+Joyner punches Alltime with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Alltime doesn't notice.
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-Joyner tries a left uppercut to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Joyner tries a pair of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Joyner strikes with a pair of strong shots to the face!
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+Joyner shakes Alltime with a solid straight right to the jaw.
Alltime tries to attack, but Joyner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Joyner lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but Alltime hides behind his gloves.
+Joyner slams Alltime with a pair of stinging blows to the mouth.
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-Joyner launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Joyner probes with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Alltime ducks just in time.
+Joyner stuns Alltime with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
-Joyner probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Alltime takes it in the forearms.
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+Joyner punches Alltime with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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Alltime tries to attack, but Joyner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Joyner pounds Alltime with a flurry of furious shots to the mouth. Alltime sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Joyner wallops Alltime with a pair of light blows to the chin.
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+Alltime jolts Joyner with a pair of loud shots to the chin.
-Joyner throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but Alltime escapes.
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+Joyner hits Alltime with a series of glancing blows to the jaw.
-Joyner attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Calm Carl Joyner landed 49 of 101 punches, and Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME landed 8 of 8 punches.

Calm Carl Joyner won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Joyner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alltime doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Joyner throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Alltime tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Alltime throws a series of combinations to the eye!
+Joyner clocks Alltime with a flurry of furious shots to the mouth.
+Joyner grazes Alltime with a series of powerful uppercuts to the jaw. Alltime doesn't seem bothered.
-Joyner probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Alltime throws a pair of off balance combinations to the jaw!
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+Joyner punches Alltime with a barrage of roundhouses to the nose. Alltime backpedals to his own corner.
-Joyner tries to land a right jab to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Joyner rocks Alltime with a left to the temple.
+Alltime drills Joyner with a volley of strong combinations to the head. Joyner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Joyner tattoos Alltime with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind!
+Alltime throws a volley of punches to the mouth. Joyner falls against the ropes!
+Alltime strikes with a series of furious combinations to the head. Joyner backpedals to his own corner.
Alltime lands a cruel uppercut and Joyner goes down!!

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Joyner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Joyner probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Alltime deftly avoits it.
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+Alltime hits Joyner with a pair of combinations to the eye. Joyner sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Alltime lands a blood spattering left blow to the head and Joyner is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Joyner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Alltime remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 2: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 3: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 4: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 5: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 6: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 7: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 8: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 9: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 10: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 2: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 3: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 4: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 5: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 6: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 7: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 8: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 9: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 10: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 2: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 3: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 4: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 5: Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME 10-9
Round 6: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 7: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 8: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 9: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9
Round 10: Calm Carl Joyner 10-9

Biggest Wuss of ALLTIME wins by a knockout!