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(Featherweight) Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis defeated BOT-218800 by unanimous decision: 116-113, 116-113, 115-114.

Match Wednesday, February 1, 2023

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is BOT-218800!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Walk Like An Egyptian connects with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus!!
-Walk Like An Egyptian launches a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian tosses a barrage of loud shots to the nose.
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+Bot-218800 hits with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-218800 attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Bot-218800 nails Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
-Walk Like An Egyptian fires a right to the jaw, but Bot-218800 steps aside and laughs.
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-Bot-218800 probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian lands a pair of punches to the eye. Bot-218800 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Walk Like An Egyptian lashes out with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian pops Bot-218800 with a nasty sweeping right to the mouth!!
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-Walk Like An Egyptian paws a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-218800 jars Walk Like An Egyptian with a barrage of stiff punches to the face!
+Walk Like An Egyptian smacks Bot-218800 with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a flurry of punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 41 of 54 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 20 of 34 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 10-9


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-218800 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Walk Like An Egyptian shakes Bot-218800 with a quick straight right to the temple.
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-Bot-218800 probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but Walk Like An Egyptian hides behind his gloves.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian charges with a pair of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Bot-218800 throws a pair of nice punches to the jaw. Walk Like An Egyptian sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bot-218800 fires a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian wallops Bot-218800 with a cross to the jaw.
-Bot-218800 tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a volley of hard blows to the head.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian takes charge with a volley of heavy punches to the chest. Bot-218800 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot-218800 punches Walk Like An Egyptian with a pair of hard punches to the nose. Walk Like An Egyptian is hurt!
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+Walk Like An Egyptian tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. Bot-218800 is hurt!
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-Walk Like An Egyptian launches a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Bot-218800 stays away from it.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a left to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 29 of 38 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 20 of 31 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 20-18


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-218800 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Walk Like An Egyptian punches Bot-218800 with a pair of punches to the nose. Bot-218800 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian lunges with a left jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-218800 lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
+Walk Like An Egyptian pokes Bot-218800 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Bot-218800 tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Bot-218800 throws a pair of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian hurts Bot-218800 with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian smashes Bot-218800 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-218800 hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-218800 attempts a jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Bot-218800 punches Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
-Walk Like An Egyptian probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Bot-218800 covers himself well.
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+Bot-218800 staggers Walk Like An Egyptian with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a pair of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 28 of 38 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 24 of 42 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 30-27


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-218800 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bot-218800 strikes with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Bot-218800 clocks Walk Like An Egyptian with a furious jab to the ribs.
-Walk Like An Egyptian fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian lashes out with a jab to the stomach. Bot-218800 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Bot-218800 attempts a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian punches Bot-218800 with a straight right to the chin!
-Bot-218800 probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian probes with a straight right to the jaw, but Bot-218800 escapes.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian connects with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Bot-218800 attacks with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
-Bot-218800 launches a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-218800 jolts Walk Like An Egyptian with a series of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian belts Bot-218800 with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 28 of 38 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 25 of 39 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 40-36


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-218800 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Walk Like An Egyptian clocks Bot-218800 with a series of light punches to the face.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Bot-218800 quickly backs away.
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+Bot-218800 hammers Walk Like An Egyptian with a jab to the jaw. Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't notice.
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-Bot-218800 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Walk Like An Egyptian covers himself well.
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-Bot-218800 attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but Walk Like An Egyptian steps aside and laughs.
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+Bot-218800 thumps Walk Like An Egyptian with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Walk Like An Egyptian attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Bot-218800 ties him up.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Bot-218800 throws a pair of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian lashes out with a series of mean punches to the chest.
+Bot-218800 catches Walk Like An Egyptian with a volley of punches to the chin!
+Bot-218800 attacks with a wild jab to the nose.
+Walk Like An Egyptian tattoos Bot-218800 with a mean jab to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 24 of 40 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 23 of 42 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 50-45


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-218800 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Walk Like An Egyptian backs up Bot-218800 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-218800 hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a roundhouse to the eye. Bot-218800 retreats to the far corner.
-Bot-218800 throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Walk Like An Egyptian leaps aside.
-Bot-218800 attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Bot-218800 clocks Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-218800 smashes Walk Like An Egyptian with a light roundhouse to the head.
-Walk Like An Egyptian launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Walk Like An Egyptian belts Bot-218800 with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw. Bot-218800 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Walk Like An Egyptian probes with a jab to the nose, but Bot-218800 narrowly avoids it
-Walk Like An Egyptian throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but Bot-218800 blocks.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Walk Like An Egyptian punches Bot-218800 with a barrage of punches to the temple. Bot-218800 laughs!
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+Walk Like An Egyptian tattoos Bot-218800 with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
+Bot-218800 hits Walk Like An Egyptian with a strong jab to the solar plexus!
+Walk Like An Egyptian grazes Bot-218800 with a series of punches to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 25 of 40 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 21 of 41 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 60-54


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-218800 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 7

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bot-218800 annoys Walk Like An Egyptian with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest! Walk Like An Egyptian beats a hasty retreat.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian connects with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-218800 attempts a pair of left blows to the nose, but falls short.
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-Bot-218800 tries to land a flurry of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
-Walk Like An Egyptian fires a flurry of blows to the eye, but Bot-218800 deftly avoits it.
-Walk Like An Egyptian probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Bot-218800 tosses a volley of vicious punches to the jaw. Walk Like An Egyptian covers up.
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+Bot-218800 clocks Walk Like An Egyptian with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Walk Like An Egyptian retreats to the far corner.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian drills Bot-218800 with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-218800 throws a series of off balance punches to the eye!!
+Walk Like An Egyptian tosses a volley of commanding punches to the head. Bot-218800 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Bot-218800 covers himself well.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian suprises Bot-218800 with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
-Bot-218800 launches a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 26 of 38 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 23 of 37 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 70-63


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-218800 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 8

Walk Like An Egyptian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-218800 fires a sweeping right to the chin, but Walk Like An Egyptian escapes.
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+Bot-218800 smacks Walk Like An Egyptian with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-218800 punches Walk Like An Egyptian with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Bot-218800 probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian staggers Bot-218800 with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-218800 fires a barrage of mean blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 5 of 8 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 22 of 40 punches.

BOT-218800 won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 79-73


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-218800 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 9

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bot-218800 attacks with a series of blows to the temple. Walk Like An Egyptian hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-218800 probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Walk Like An Egyptian steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Bot-218800 hits with a volley of mean punches to the face.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian connects with a pair of quick punches to the head.
+Walk Like An Egyptian jolts Bot-218800 with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian launches a series of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-218800 throws a right left to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Bot-218800 narrowly avoids it
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-Walk Like An Egyptian probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian tattoos Bot-218800 with a straight right to the ribs. Bot-218800 is hurt!
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+Walk Like An Egyptian attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian clocks Bot-218800 with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Bot-218800 takes charge with a series of punches to the temple.
+Bot-218800 stuns Walk Like An Egyptian with a series of punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 25 of 37 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 24 of 40 punches.

BOT-218800 won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 88-83


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-218800 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 10

Walk Like An Egyptian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bot-218800 slams Walk Like An Egyptian with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-218800 paws a series of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Bot-218800 attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Walk Like An Egyptian stays away from it.
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+Bot-218800 tattoos Walk Like An Egyptian with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Bot-218800 hits with a nasty straight right to the ribs.
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-Bot-218800 attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Bot-218800 tries a series of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Bot-218800 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the face, but Walk Like An Egyptian ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 5 of 8 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 15 of 37 punches.

BOT-218800 won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 97-93


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-218800 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 11

Walk Like An Egyptian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-218800 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-218800 charges with a pair of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Bot-218800 lashes out with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-218800 probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-218800 thumps Walk Like An Egyptian with a series of punches to the eye!
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+Walk Like An Egyptian hurts Bot-218800 with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach!
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+Bot-218800 grazes Walk Like An Egyptian with a left to the face. Walk Like An Egyptian laughs!
-Bot-218800 tries a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 5 of 8 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 19 of 41 punches.

BOT-218800 won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 106-103


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-218800 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 12

Walk Like An Egyptian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-218800 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bot-218800 tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian leaps aside.
+Walk Like An Egyptian suprises Bot-218800 with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-218800 pummels Walk Like An Egyptian with a glancing jab to the eye.
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+Bot-218800 hits Walk Like An Egyptian with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Bot-218800 probes with a flurry of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-218800 staggers Walk Like An Egyptian with a barrage of painful combinations to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 6 of 8 punches, and BOT-218800 landed 10 of 23 punches.

BOT-218800 won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 115-113


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-218800 doesn't even want to rest!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 2: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 3: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 4: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 7: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 8: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 9: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 10: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 11: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 12: BOT-218800 10-9

Total Score: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 116-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 2: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 3: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 4: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 7: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 8: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 9: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 10: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 11: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 12: BOT-218800 10-9

Total Score: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 116-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 2: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 3: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 4: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 5: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 7: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 8: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 11: BOT-218800 10-9
Round 12: BOT-218800 10-9

Total Score: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 115-114

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis wins by decision!