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Public Fight Report Match Monday, January 30, 2023 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Cliff "Blue" Tuesday!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Blue is a raging bull!. (all-out) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... -Blue attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside. +Dorkness 1 staggers Blue with a pair of strong hooks to the jaw. Blue asks for time to wipe off the blood. Dorkness 1 lands a quick uppercut and Blue collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Blue struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Blue scores with a painful jab to the temple. Blue lands a beautiful right haymaker and Dorkness 1 collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Blue wakes up the fans with a series of off balance blows to the jaw. Blue lands a powerful left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Cliff "Blue" Tuesday wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Blue collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. Cliff "Blue" Tuesday wins by a knockout!