Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall defeated Big John's Ale by majority decision: 39-37, 40-40, 40-38.Match Saturday, January 28, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
-Dodging probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Dodging stays away from it.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a sweeping right to the face, but comes up empty.
-Big John's Ale probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Dodging lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale hides behind his gloves.
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-Big John's Ale fires a pair of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Big John's Ale throws a volley of punches to the head, but Dodging stays away from it.
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dodging pummels Big John's Ale with a stiff left to the head! Big John's Ale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dodging tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Dodging charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale deftly avoits it.
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-Dodging throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Big John's Ale steps aside.
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-Dodging throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Dodging fires a series of punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big John's Ale landed 5 of 39 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 6 of 37 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 10-9
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
-Dodging lashes out with a right straight right to the temple, but Big John's Ale stays away from it.
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-Dodging lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Big John's Ale ties him up.
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-Big John's Ale throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Dodging attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale takes it in the forearms.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dodging covers himself well.
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-Dodging charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale backs out of it.
-Big John's Ale tries a flurry of shots to the chin, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
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-Dodging paws a barrage of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Dodging stays away from it.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
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-Dodging attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Big John's Ale leaps aside.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big John's Ale landed 5 of 42 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 20-19
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
-Big John's Ale attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a series of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Dodging probes with a left jab to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Dodging probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Dodging narrowly avoids it
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-Big John's Ale probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Dodging steps aside and laughs.
-Dodging probes with a pair of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Dodging launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale leaps aside.
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Big John's Ale launches a left jab to the mouth, but Dodging leaps aside.
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-Dodging fires a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Dodging tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale steps aside.
+Dodging hits Big John's Ale with a series of powerful punches to the head. Big John's Ale asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big John's Ale landed 4 of 37 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 41 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 30-28
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
-Dodging probes with a left to the nose, but Big John's Ale beats a hasty retreat.
-Dodging attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
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-Big John's Ale fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Dodging paws a pair of left punches to the face, but Big John's Ale ties him up.
-Dodging launches a pair of left punches to the face, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale launches a left to the mouth, but Dodging quickly backs away.
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-Dodging paws a left straight right to the face, but Big John's Ale stays away from it.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but Dodging backs out of it.
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-Dodging launches a volley of right punches to the head, but Big John's Ale escapes.
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-Dodging throws a pair of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Big John's Ale throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but Dodging quickly backs away.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Dodging ducks.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Dodging attacks with a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Big John's Ale charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Dodging annoys Big John's Ale with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth. Big John's Ale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big John's Ale landed 4 of 34 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 41 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 40-37
Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Big John's Ale 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 39-37
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: A Draw.
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-38
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall wins by decision!
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