Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, January 21, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Major launches a right straight right to the jaw, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute staggers Major with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
+Minute hits with a nice right to the temple.
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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Major tattoos Minute with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Minute drills Major with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Major throws a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth. Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Major attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Major lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 12 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 41 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-9
Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9
Major is obviously tired.
Minute doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Major whacks Minute with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach. Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Minute charges with a series of punches to the face, but Major escapes.
-Minute lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but Major leaps aside.
-Minute attempts a pair of shots to the jaw, but Major takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute charges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Major ties him up.
-Minute fires a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Minute scores with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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+Minute solidly lands a series of furious punches to the jaw.
-Major attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Major fires a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Major launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 8 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 43 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Major collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute tags Major with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Minute suprises Major with a stinging right to the eye. Minute is jabbing and laughing! Major's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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