Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, January 21, 2023In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Censored paws a left jab to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Monster hits with a volley of solid punches to the temple!
+Monster solidly lands a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+Censored smacks Monster with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
+Censored hits with a barrage of mean punches to the temple. Monster backpedals to his own corner.
+Monster fires a jab to the jaw. Censored gets mad!
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-Censored throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Monster steps aside and laughs.
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+Monster lands a straight right to the chin.
-Censored probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Monster leaps aside.
+Monster nails Censored with a series of stiff shots to the stomach. Censored doesn't notice.
-Censored attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Censored annoys Monster with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus. Monster ignores it.
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-Censored throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Monster ducks.
+Monster attacks with a strong right to the face.
+Monster hits with a series of nasty punches to the head. Monster sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Censored can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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