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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated "Jana Linke Sippl" by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, January 21, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 181 pounds (82 kilograms) is "Jana Linke Sippl"!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Jana Linke Sippl ducks just in time.
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+Jana Linke Sippl fires a glancing hook to the solar plexus!! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl jolts Boom I with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jana Linke Sippl attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
+Boom I belts Jana Linke Sippl with a uppercut to the chin!
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+Jana Linke Sippl hits with a solid cross to the solar plexus.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 17 of 23 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jana Linke Sippl doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl lands a pair of stinging punches to the chest!!
-Jana Linke Sippl tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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+Jana Linke Sippl rocks Boom I with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl belts Boom I with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 5 of 15 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 17 of 25 punches.

"Jana Linke Sippl" won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jana Linke Sippl doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl thumps Boom I with a light left to the solar plexus!
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I catches Jana Linke Sippl with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I tosses a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Jana Linke Sippl attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Boom I tries a uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 14 of 23 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 29-28


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Boom I annoys Jana Linke Sippl with a volley of punches to the chest!
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-Boom I probes with a left to the solar plexus, but Jana Linke Sippl escapes.
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+Jana Linke Sippl throws a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I hits with a series of mean blows to the solar plexus. Jana Linke Sippl gets mad!
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 15 of 23 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-37


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I strikes with a series of punches to the chest. Jana Linke Sippl ignores it.
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+Boom I thumps Jana Linke Sippl with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Jana Linke Sippl annoys Boom I with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jana Linke Sippl attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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-Jana Linke Sippl fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl hits Boom I with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 13 of 22 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 49-46


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pummels Jana Linke Sippl with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl lands a barrage of painful shots to the stomach.
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-Jana Linke Sippl throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Boom I quickly backs away.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl thumps Boom I with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Boom I attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Jana Linke Sippl leaps aside.
-Boom I probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 13 of 25 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 59-55


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl hits with a cross to the stomach. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jana Linke Sippl attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Boom I leaps aside.
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+Jana Linke Sippl wallops Boom I with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I lands a pair of nasty blows to the stomach.
-Boom I paws a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Jana Linke Sippl hides behind his gloves.
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-Jana Linke Sippl fires a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I leaps aside.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 14 of 25 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 69-64


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jana Linke Sippl stuns Boom I with a barrage of light punches to the chest!
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jana Linke Sippl probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Boom I ducks.
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+Jana Linke Sippl punches Boom I with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Jana Linke Sippl hurts Boom I with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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+Boom I tags Jana Linke Sippl with a volley of vicious shots to the stomach.
-Boom I attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 24 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 15 of 25 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 79-73


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl backpedals and jabs.

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+Boom I stuns Jana Linke Sippl with a pair of vicious blows to the chest.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lunges with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Jana Linke Sippl leaps aside.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Jana Linke Sippl takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 24 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 5 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 89-82


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Jana Linke Sippl launches a right straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jana Linke Sippl attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Boom I backs out of it.
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+Jana Linke Sippl smacks Boom I with a powerful sweeping right to the chest. Boom I doesn't notice.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach.
+Boom I hits with a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Jana Linke Sippl hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 13 of 25 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 99-91


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl fights inside. (inside)

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-Jana Linke Sippl lunges with a pair of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl throws a series of furious shots to the eye. Boom I ignores it.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Jana Linke Sippl covers himself well.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Boom I thumps Jana Linke Sippl with a pair of shots to the ribs. Jana Linke Sippl beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I hits Jana Linke Sippl with a flurry of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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-Jana Linke Sippl probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but Boom I backs out of it.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pokes Jana Linke Sippl with a heavy uppercut to the chest.
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+Jana Linke Sippl smacks Boom I with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 22 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 13 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 109-100


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jana Linke Sippl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Jana Linke Sippl fights inside. (inside)

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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the nose. Jana Linke Sippl gets mad!
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+Boom I suprises Jana Linke Sippl with a volley of nice punches to the face.
+Jana Linke Sippl tosses a pair of shots to the nose!
-Boom I tries a barrage of left shots to the face, but misses.
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+Boom I drills Jana Linke Sippl with a series of solid blows to the chin.
Boom I lands a mighty blow to the temple and Jana Linke Sippl is knocked down!!

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Jana Linke Sippl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jana Linke Sippl hammers Boom I with a right to the jaw.
-Boom I attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but Jana Linke Sippl covers himself well.
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+Boom I pounds Jana Linke Sippl with a series of shots to the chin.
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+Jana Linke Sippl pounds Boom I with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+Jana Linke Sippl hits Boom I with a flurry of strong shots to the head. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Jana Linke Sippl lands a terrific punch in the nose and Boom I's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jana Linke Sippl grazes Boom I with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
+Boom I solidly lands a pair of nice shots to the mouth.
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+Jana Linke Sippl wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+Boom I scores with a series of painful shots to the head!
Boom I lands a sudden right uppercut and Jana Linke Sippl's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Jana Linke Sippl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I lashes out with a loud hook to the head.
Boom I lands a slow motion left uppercut and Jana Linke Sippl is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jana Linke Sippl is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: "Jana Linke Sippl" 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: "Jana Linke Sippl" 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!