Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Valyrian steel defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Thursday, January 12, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 141 pounds (64 kilograms) is Valyrian steel!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Steel is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Steel lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Steel attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu!! jolts Steel with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Steel attempts a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Steel launches a left straight right to the jaw, but Tutu!! escapes.
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-Steel tries a right cross to the mouth, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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-Steel tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but Tutu!! ducks.
-Steel lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Tutu!! connects with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! punches Steel with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Steel lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
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-Steel throws a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Steel attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
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+Tutu!! tags Steel with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 31 punches, and Valyrian steel landed 2 of 62 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Steel doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Steel is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Steel tries a pair of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Steel lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Tutu!! blocks.
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-Steel launches a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Steel lashes out with a pair of right blows to the nose, but misses.
-Steel charges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Steel probes with a jab to the head, but Tutu!! ties him up.
-Steel lunges with a jab to the jaw, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Steel attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Steel attempts a flurry of blows to the temple, but Tutu!! steps aside.
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-Steel charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Tutu!! steps aside.
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-Steel lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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-Steel attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
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+Tutu!! throws a pair of stinging punches to the chest. Steel hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu!! smacks Steel with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Steel lashes out with a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! tosses a painful cross to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 22 of 22 punches, and Valyrian steel landed 2 of 63 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Steel grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Steel moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Steel charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! ducks.
-Steel charges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Tutu!! blocks.
-Steel probes with a straight right to the nose, but misses.
-Steel launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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-Steel tries to land a pair of left blows to the eye, but falls short.
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-Steel throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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-Steel fires a left right to the head, but fails to score.
-Steel attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Steel attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
-Steel throws a cross to the nose, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
-Steel tries a series of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Steel lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
-Steel lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Steel paws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Steel launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but Tutu!! escapes.
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-Steel attempts a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Tutu!! tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Steel charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
+Tutu!! connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Steel asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Tutu!! connects with a series of punches to the stomach. Steel backpedals to his own corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 24 punches, and Valyrian steel landed 5 of 105 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-27
Tutu!! receives medical attention from his trainer.
Steel is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Steel moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Steel throws a series of right punches to the chest, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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+Steel slams Tutu!! with a volley of mean punches to the mouth. Tutu!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Steel strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Tutu!! seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Valyrian steel wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu!! can't remember which corner is his.
Steel looks exhausted.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Valyrian steel wins by a technical knockout!
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