Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Laughable SH defeated BOT-214862 by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Saturday, January 7, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 940 pounds (426 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 381 pounds (173 kilograms) is BOT-214862!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-214862 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Bot-214862 fires a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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+Bot-214862 attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-214862 whacks Laughable with a series of punches to the temple.
-Bot-214862 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
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+Bot-214862 connects with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
+Laughable lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-214862 jolts Laughable with a volley of light punches to the face. Laughable doesn't notice.
+Bot-214862 jolts Laughable with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
+Laughable pounds Bot-214862 with a light left to the head!
+Bot-214862 rocks Laughable with a volley of hard punches to the face.
-Bot-214862 tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Laughable leaps aside.
-Bot-214862 tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Laughable annoys Bot-214862 with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Bot-214862 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-214862 hits with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Bot-214862 hammers Laughable with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Laughable quickly recovers.
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+Bot-214862 slams Laughable with a quick straight right to the temple.
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+Bot-214862 pokes Laughable with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
+Bot-214862 backs up Laughable with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Laughable jars Bot-214862 with a off balance cross to the mouth.
-Bot-214862 paws a right cross to the jaw, but Laughable steps aside.
+Laughable annoys Bot-214862 with a series of punches to the temple.
+Laughable hurts Bot-214862 with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Laughable thumps Bot-214862 with a volley of strong punches to the chin.
+Laughable lands a pair of hard punches to the eye.
-Bot-214862 lashes out with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Laughable ducks.
+Bot-214862 hits with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
+Bot-214862 solidly lands a volley of furious punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 43 of 47 punches, and BOT-214862 landed 73 of 92 punches.
BOT-214862 won the round 10-9
BOT-214862 is winning the fight 10-9
Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-214862 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-214862 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Bot-214862 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Bot-214862 thumps Laughable with a pair of off balance punches to the chin. Laughable retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-214862 connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Laughable shakes his head to clear it.
+Bot-214862 thumps Laughable with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Laughable shakes Bot-214862 with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth. Bot-214862 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Laughable hurts Bot-214862 with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Laughable staggers Bot-214862 with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Bot-214862 throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-214862 throws a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
+Laughable suprises Bot-214862 with a nice jab to the mouth.
+Laughable takes charge with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Bot-214862 tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Laughable jolts Bot-214862 with a pair of hard punches to the face!! Bot-214862 retreats to the far corner.
+Laughable annoys Bot-214862 with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Bot-214862 grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Bot-214862 pokes Laughable with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Bot-214862 attempts a right to the face, but Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
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+Laughable jolts Bot-214862 with a series of nice punches to the chin.
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+Laughable hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
+Bot-214862 slams Laughable with a flurry of stinging punches to the face!
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-Bot-214862 attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Laughable leaps aside.
+Bot-214862 throws a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-214862 hurts Laughable with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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+Laughable clocks Bot-214862 with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Bot-214862 attacks with a volley of heavy punches to the face. Laughable asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-214862 rocks Laughable with a pair of punches to the face.
+Bot-214862 lands a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Laughable fires a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 45 of 45 punches, and BOT-214862 landed 74 of 93 punches.
BOT-214862 won the round 10-9
BOT-214862 is winning the fight 20-18
Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-214862 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-214862 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Bot-214862 whacks Laughable with a volley of punches to the temple! Laughable doesn't seem bothered.
+Laughable hurts Bot-214862 with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Laughable catches Bot-214862 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Laughable throws a sweeping right to the head.
-Bot-214862 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Laughable blocks.
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+Bot-214862 hits Laughable with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
+Bot-214862 grazes Laughable with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Bot-214862 smashes Laughable with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-214862 throws a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Laughable connects with a volley of vicious punches to the chin!
+Bot-214862 grazes Laughable with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
+Bot-214862 belts Laughable with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
+Laughable connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-214862 wakes up the fans with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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+Laughable fires a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Laughable hits with a stiff straight right to the nose.
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+Laughable pops Bot-214862 with a series of glancing punches to the head.
+Bot-214862 clocks Laughable with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
+Laughable wakes up the fans with a off balance jab to the chin.
+Bot-214862 annoys Laughable with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
-Bot-214862 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Laughable stays away from it.
+Laughable belts Bot-214862 with a series of punches to the chin.
-Bot-214862 attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
+Bot-214862 throws a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Bot-214862 catches Laughable with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Laughable sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Bot-214862 whacks Laughable with a left to the ribs.
+Laughable staggers Bot-214862 with a painful jab to the eye.
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+Bot-214862 tosses a volley of punches to the head.
+Laughable jolts Bot-214862 with a series of punches to the nose.
+Laughable tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 60 of 67 punches, and BOT-214862 landed 74 of 94 punches.
BOT-214862 won the round 10-9
BOT-214862 is winning the fight 30-27
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-214862 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-214862 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Laughable whacks Bot-214862 with a volley of hard uppercuts to the chin.
+Bot-214862 hammers Laughable with a flurry of off balance roundhouses to the jaw.
+Bot-214862 lands a loud cross to the jaw.
+Bot-214862 lands a vicious roundhouse to the stomach.
-Laughable throws a pair of right crosses to the head, but Bot-214862 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Laughable pokes Bot-214862 with a volley of furious crosses to the nose.
+Bot-214862 backs up Laughable with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Bot-214862 throws a jab to the nose!
+Bot-214862 hits with a shot to the face.
+Bot-214862 smashes Laughable with a series of loud crosses to the face. Laughable covers up.
+Bot-214862 drills Laughable with a flurry of punches to the head. Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
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+Laughable hammers Bot-214862 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Laughable hits Bot-214862 with a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth. Bot-214862 ignores it.
+Bot-214862 stuns Laughable with a jab to the eye.
+Bot-214862 pokes Laughable with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-214862 pokes Laughable with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
+Bot-214862 slams Laughable with a barrage of punches to the chin!
+Laughable lands a volley of heavy blows to the jaw. Bot-214862 retreats to the far corner.
+Laughable scores with a series of roundhouses to the head.
Laughable lands a quick hook and Bot-214862 goes down!!
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He's Out!
Laughable SH wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-214862 is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BOT-214862 10-9
Round 2: BOT-214862 10-9
Round 3: BOT-214862 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BOT-214862 10-9
Round 2: BOT-214862 10-9
Round 3: BOT-214862 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BOT-214862 10-9
Round 2: BOT-214862 10-9
Round 3: BOT-214862 10-9
Laughable SH wins by a knockout!
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