Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Thorbundis defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Thursday, January 5, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 152 pounds (69 kilograms) is Thorbundis!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Thorbundis covers up.
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu! punches Thorbundis with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu! launches a series of punches to the chest, but Thorbundis backs out of it.
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-Tutu! probes with a right to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Thorbundis landed 3 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 7 of 33 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Thorbundis doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! looks exhausted.
ROUND 2
Thorbundis covers up.
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! lunges with a right sweeping right to the ribs, but Thorbundis steps aside.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Thorbundis grazes Tutu! with a flurry of quick blows to the chin. Thorbundis strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Tutu! collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Thorbundis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Thorbundis doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Thorbundis wins by a technical knockout!
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