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Public Fight Report Match Monday, January 2, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... +Dorkness 1 annoys Schumer with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. Schumer is hurt! Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 punches Schumer with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning! ... +Dorkness 1 lashes out with a off balance straight right to the mouth. Dorkness 1 lands a crashing blow to the head and Schumer goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Schumer can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!