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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 26, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 1 jolts Dine&dash with a jab to the eye. Dine&dash quickly recovers. Dorkness 1 lands a devestating left blow to the head and Dine&dash's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 looks exhausted. Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!