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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, December 24, 2022 In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is You eat it!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Dodging stays outside and uses his jab. You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... +Dodging pops You Eat It with a barrage of punches to the nose. +You Eat It attacks with a series of powerful blows to the chin. -You Eat It lunges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but Dodging leaps aside. -You Eat It tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air. +Dodging belts You Eat It with a volley of punches to the head. ... +Dodging pops You Eat It with a volley of punches to the face! You Eat It grimaces in pain. ... ... ... ... Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -You Eat It lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but misses. ... ... +Dodging lands a flurry of furious punches to the head! ... -You Eat It attempts a pair of right blows to the face, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat. Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Dodging tags You Eat It with a nasty roundhouse to the mouth!! You Eat It seems wobbly! ... ... ... ... Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dodging hits You Eat It with a flurry of wild punches to the face. Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... -You Eat It lashes out with a pair of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively. +You Eat It annoys Dodging with a left to the face!! -You Eat It throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but Dodging ties him up. +You Eat It staggers Dodging with a pair of light blows to the chin. Dodging falls against the ropes! -You Eat It probes with a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail. ... +Dodging connects with a pair of nasty punches to the head. +Dodging hits with a flurry of punches to the eye. +Dodging smacks You Eat It with a pair of wild punches to the head! You Eat It retreats to the far corner. ... ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 40 of 42 punches, and You eat it landed 20 of 58 punches. Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9 Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 10-9 Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye. You Eat It doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Dodging stays outside and uses his jab. You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) -You Eat It lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat. +Dodging rocks You Eat It with a volley of loud punches to the temple. Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... -You Eat It attacks with a left right to the temple, but Dodging ties him up. ... +Dodging hits You Eat It with a series of punches to the nose! ... +Dodging punches You Eat It with a barrage of solid punches to the temple. You Eat It sneers "Is that the best you can do?" ... ... Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. -You Eat It throws a volley of punches to the head, but falls short. -You Eat It lashes out with a flurry of shots to the head, but loses his balance. + The fighters trade punches to the eye. ... ... -You Eat It attempts a series of right blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... -You Eat It probes with a barrage of left blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... ... ... ... Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Dodging suprises You Eat It with a pair of punches to the nose! ... ... +You Eat It whacks Dodging with a pair of shots to the eye. ... ... ... +Dodging slams You Eat It with a volley of vicious punches to the nose! -Dodging attempts a series of shots to the eye, but to no avail. -You Eat It tries to land a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dodging backs out of it. ... ... ... +You Eat It lands a flurry of shots to the head! +Dodging wakes up the fans with a painful cross to the mouth. You Eat It beats a hasty retreat. ... ... +You Eat It attacks with a flurry of painful shots to the head. Dodging sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Dodging hits with a barrage of punches to the head. ... BELL According to the commentator: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 34 of 37 punches, and You eat it landed 17 of 59 punches. Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9 Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 20-18 Dodging doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. You Eat It doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 3 Dodging stays outside and uses his jab. You Eat It is brawling. (inside) ... ... ... +You Eat It belts Dodging with a heavy hook to the mouth. ... +Dodging hits with a volley of loud punches to the jaw. Dodging lands a terrific blow to the temple and You Eat It lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dodging tags You Eat It with a flurry of painful punches to the chin. +You Eat It tattoos Dodging with a volley of punches to the mouth. You Eat It lands a brutal left blow to the temple and Dodging falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Dodging struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. -You Eat It launches a series of right shots to the head, but is ineffective. +Dodging wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the head. +Dodging slams You Eat It with a flurry of punches to the mouth. You Eat It quickly recovers. ... +Dodging pummels You Eat It with a series of punches to the nose. +Dodging tags You Eat It with a volley of punches to the jaw. +Dodging throws a flurry of punches to the temple. Dodging lands a quick right haymaker and You Eat It is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dodging whacks You Eat It with a commanding cross to the jaw. ... ... ... +You Eat It pops Dodging with a pair of solid punches to the face. ... ... +Dodging hits with a flurry of hard punches to the chin. ... +You Eat It fires a volley of nasty blows to the head. Dodging sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" -You Eat It probes with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Dodging steps aside and laughs. +You Eat It fires a pair of mean punches to the nose. -You Eat It launches a left uppercut to the temple, but only hits air. +Dodging hurts You Eat It with a series of light punches to the jaw. You Eat It grimaces in pain. +You Eat It hammers Dodging with a flurry of heavy blows to the nose. You Eat It lands a devestating blow to the head and Dodging is lifted off his feet and onto his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Dodging struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Dodging wakes up the fans with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. You Eat It asks for time to wipe off the blood. -You Eat It paws a left to the face, but is ineffective. ... +Dodging pummels You Eat It with a barrage of punches to the face. ... -You Eat It paws a pair of right punches to the head, but misses. ... +Dodging clocks You Eat It with a barrage of painful punches to the head!! -You Eat It tries a pair of punches to the face, but to no avail. +Dodging connects with a volley of punches to the face! ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 39 of 39 punches, and You eat it landed 10 of 40 punches. Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9 Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 30-27 Dodging grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth. You Eat It remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Dodging stays outside and uses his jab. You Eat It is a raging bull!. (all-out) ... ... ... +You Eat It punches Dodging with a flurry of painful blows to the nose. Dodging is hurt! ... +Dodging annoys You Eat It with a powerful left to the temple. Dodging lands a crashing haymaker and You Eat It is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +You Eat It wallops Dodging with a flurry of heavy blows to the temple. Dodging grimaces in pain. You Eat It lands a sudden left smash to the jaw and Dodging lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! You eat it wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dodging can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth. You Eat It looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9 Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9 Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9 Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9 Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9 George Foreman had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9 Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9 Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9 You eat it wins by a knockout!