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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 19, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) +Eater hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of painful blows to the chin! Eater lands a brutal haymaker and Dorkness 1's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Dung Eater wins by a knockout!