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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 19, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Blahblahcorn Basher!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Basher bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring) Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... -Basher tries a pair of combinations to the head, but falls short. -Basher tries a barrage of right combinations to the eye, but to no avail. ... ... +Straw nails Basher with a volley of heavy combinations to the mouth!! Straw lands a vicious uppercut and Basher hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Basher struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... +Basher smashes Straw with a volley of loud combinations to the head. Basher lands a quick left cross to the jaw and Straw staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Basher takes charge with a flurry of combinations to the temple! Basher lands a mighty right punch in the nose and Straw falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Blahblahcorn Basher wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken nose. Straw can't remember which corner is his. Blahblahcorn Basher wins by a knockout!