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(Strawweight) Blahblahcorn Basher defeated Straw Dork Boom III by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, December 19, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Blahblahcorn Basher!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Basher bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Basher tries a pair of combinations to the head, but falls short.
-Basher tries a barrage of right combinations to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Straw nails Basher with a volley of heavy combinations to the mouth!!
Straw lands a vicious uppercut and Basher hurtles to the canvas!!

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EIGHT
Basher struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Basher smashes Straw with a volley of loud combinations to the head.
Basher lands a quick left cross to the jaw and Straw staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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SIX
Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Basher takes charge with a flurry of combinations to the temple!
Basher lands a mighty right punch in the nose and Straw falls to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Blahblahcorn Basher wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken nose.

Straw can't remember which corner is his.





Blahblahcorn Basher wins by a knockout!