Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall defeated Big John's Ale by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-38, 40-37.Match Saturday, December 17, 2022In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale charges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Dodging charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Big John's Ale tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Dodging attempts a series of punches to the head, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
+Dodging rocks Big John's Ale with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Big John's Ale sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dodging probes with a jab to the mouth, but Big John's Ale quickly backs away.
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-Dodging throws a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Dodging probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Big John's Ale takes it in the forearms.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but Dodging leaps aside.
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-Dodging attempts a pair of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Big John's Ale charges with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Dodging ties him up.
-Big John's Ale attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Dodging fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
-Big John's Ale fires a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 42 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but misses.
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-Dodging attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Dodging attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale paws a right straight right to the chin, but Dodging blocks.
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-Dodging fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Big John's Ale covers himself well.
-Big John's Ale launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Dodging lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Dodging tries to land a barrage of shots to the temple, but falls short.
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-Dodging lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Dodging probes with a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Big John's Ale fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dodging ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 41 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 40 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 20-19
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Dodging lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Dodging lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Big John's Ale leaps aside.
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-Dodging attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Dodging wakes up the fans with a light cross to the chin!
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-Big John's Ale throws a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Dodging paws a right straight right to the nose, but misses completely.
-Big John's Ale probes with a right sweeping right to the eye, but Dodging deftly avoits it.
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-Big John's Ale charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dodging ducks.
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-Dodging tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
+Big John's Ale belts Dodging with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
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-Dodging attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Dodging tries a pair of shots to the chin, but Big John's Ale steps aside.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Big John's Ale launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Dodging stays away from it.
-Big John's Ale paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 42 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 35 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 30-29
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Dodging probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Big John's Ale tries a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses.
-Dodging launches a cross to the temple, but Big John's Ale leaps aside.
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-Dodging lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Big John's Ale ties him up.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Dodging leaps aside.
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-Big John's Ale paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Dodging steps aside.
-Big John's Ale attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Dodging ties him up.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Big John's Ale throws Dodging with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dodging charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Dodging tags Big John's Ale with a flurry of punches to the head!
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-Dodging attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Dodging attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Dodging escapes.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Dodging leaps aside.
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-Dodging tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Dodging lashes out with a series of right punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 41 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 40-38
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-38
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-37
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall wins by decision!
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