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(Strawweight) BAMF Strawizzle 3 defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, December 12, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 3!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Strawizzle 3 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of punches to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing uppercut and Strawizzle 3 falls senseless!!

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Strawizzle 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Strawizzle 3 hits with a volley of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of right shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Strawizzle 3 probes with a series of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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+Strawizzle 3 punches Dorkness 1 with a light jab to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a flurry of blows to the face.
+Strawizzle 3 wakes up the fans with a series of hard blows to the stomach.
Strawizzle 3 lands a thundering haymaker and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 catches Strawizzle 3 with a barrage of vicious combinations to the chin. Strawizzle 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Strawizzle 3 pops Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious blows to the chest!!
Strawizzle 3 lands a bone crushing haymaker and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
BAMF Strawizzle 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Strawizzle 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.





BAMF Strawizzle 3 wins by a knockout!