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(Toughman) You eat it defeated Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, December 10, 2022

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is You eat it!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-You Eat It launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dodging leaps aside.
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-You Eat It launches a series of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
+Dodging strikes with a hook to the eye.
-You Eat It lunges with a pair of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
+You Eat It scores with a uppercut to the chin.
-You Eat It lashes out with a volley of right blows to the nose, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
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+Dodging hits You Eat It with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Dodging hits with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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+You Eat It hurts Dodging with a hook to the temple. Dodging gets mad!
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+Dodging punches You Eat It with a barrage of punches to the face.
-You Eat It charges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Dodging steps aside and laughs.
-You Eat It charges with a roundhouse to the head, but Dodging deftly avoits it.
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Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dodging lands a volley of punches to the chin.
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-You Eat It paws a left straight right to the jaw, but Dodging narrowly avoids it
+Dodging shakes You Eat It with a barrage of stinging punches to the face!!
+Dodging scores with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
+You Eat It strikes with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 39 of 39 punches, and You eat it landed 18 of 55 punches.

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 10-9


Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!

You Eat It doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It charges with a series of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-You Eat It paws a volley of left shots to the chin, but Dodging blocks.
+Dodging lands a painful straight right to the face.
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+Dodging fires a series of vicious punches to the temple.
+You Eat It tags Dodging with a pair of heavy punches to the head. Dodging hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+You Eat It tags Dodging with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-You Eat It launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Dodging narrowly avoids it
+Dodging throws a series of light punches to the jaw.
+Dodging jolts You Eat It with a volley of solid punches to the face. You Eat It beats a hasty retreat.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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-You Eat It probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-You Eat It attacks with a series of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-You Eat It attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dodging punches You Eat It with a stiff right to the nose. You Eat It gets mad!
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Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It launches a volley of left shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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+You Eat It belts Dodging with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Dodging lands a pair of quick punches to the head. You Eat It seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 36 of 36 punches, and You eat it landed 14 of 57 punches.

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 20-18


Dodging doesn't even want to rest!

You Eat It doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
You Eat It is brawling. (inside)

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+You Eat It smashes Dodging with a volley of shots to the eye.
You Eat It lands a devestating right hook and Dodging staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Dodging struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+You Eat It lashes out with a volley of strong punches to the nose!
You Eat It lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Dodging's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dodging struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-You Eat It tries to land a hook to the jaw, but falls short.
+You Eat It backs up Dodging with a series of stiff shots to the temple.
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+Dodging backs up You Eat It with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Dodging hits with a pair of strong punches to the mouth. You Eat It quickly recovers.
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+Dodging wallops You Eat It with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
+Dodging scores with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Dodging backs up You Eat It with a loud jab to the chin!
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+Dodging punches You Eat It with a off balance straight right to the nose. You Eat It is hurt!
Dodging lands a well placed blow to the head and You Eat It staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+You Eat It attacks with a series of quick shots to the chin.
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+Dodging pummels You Eat It with a solid jab to the head.
+Dodging fires a pair of punches to the face.
-You Eat It throws a right to the chin, but Dodging deftly avoits it.
-You Eat It tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Dodging jars You Eat It with a series of hard punches to the chin!
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-You Eat It paws a pair of left shots to the face, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
+Dodging tosses a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Dodging tosses a volley of heavy punches to the face. You Eat It grimaces in pain.
Dodging lands a tremendous left punch in the nose and You Eat It's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+You Eat It hits with a series of blows to the mouth. Dodging shakes his head to clear it.
-You Eat It attempts a hook to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+You Eat It wallops Dodging with a pair of blows to the head.
+Dodging throws a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 37 of 41 punches, and You eat it landed 12 of 42 punches.

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 30-27


Dodging remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

You Eat It remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
You Eat It is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Dodging lands a series of hard blows to the head. You Eat It is hurt!
Dodging lands a ferocious left punch in the nose and You Eat It is knocked down!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+You Eat It tosses a series of nasty roundhouses to the jaw.
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+You Eat It hammers Dodging with a series of punches to the head.
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+You Eat It hits with a left to the face.
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+You Eat It attacks with a punch to the head.
You Eat It lands a bone crushing right blow to the temple and Dodging lands flat on his back!!

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Dodging struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+You Eat It connects with a volley of mean hooks to the face!
You Eat It lands a thundering left cross to the jaw and Dodging drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
You eat it wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dodging can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

You Eat It looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9

You eat it wins by a knockout!