Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Helvetes by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Tuesday, December 6, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Helvetes!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Helvetes connects with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes pounds Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the face. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dorkness 3 fires a series of blows to the ribs, but Helvetes ducks just in time.
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+Helvetes throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Helvetes grazes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of mean punches to the nose.
+Helvetes hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Helvetes with a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Helvetes fires a heavy roundhouse to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Helvetes landed 40 of 40 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Helvetes doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes stays outside and uses his jab.
+Helvetes strikes with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Helvetes throws a volley of vicious punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 pounds Helvetes with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Helvetes scores with a series of hard punches to the head.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes lands a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Helvetes scores with a uppercut to the face.
+Helvetes belts Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Helvetes hits with a volley of shots to the face!
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes throws a pair of punches to the head. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Helvetes escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Helvetes landed 39 of 39 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes stays outside and uses his jab.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes smashes Dorkness 3 with a solid right to the mouth. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Helvetes lands a flurry of furious blows to the head.
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+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes jolts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Helvetes lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Helvetes fires a flurry of wild punches to the head.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a pair of blows to the chest, but Helvetes ties him up.
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+Helvetes fires a series of stiff punches to the ribs!
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+Helvetes connects with a jab to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Helvetes solidly lands a series of nasty punches to the temple.
+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a straight right to the nose.
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+Helvetes hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 3 stuns Helvetes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Helvetes landed 38 of 39 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Helvetes doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Helvetes belts Dorkness 3 with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Helvetes fires a volley of light punches to the chin!
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+Helvetes hammers Dorkness 3 with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of furious punches to the face.
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+Helvetes smacks Dorkness 3 with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes clocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth!!
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Helvetes quickly backs away.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Helvetes strikes with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Helvetes tattoos Dorkness 3 with a stiff jab to the chest. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Helvetes hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Helvetes with a barrage of shots to the chest!
+Helvetes hits with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 26 punches, and Helvetes landed 40 of 40 punches.
Helvetes won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach. Helvetes sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 3 catches Helvetes with a glancing hook to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Helvetes stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but Helvetes deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes jars Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chest!! Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Helvetes with a series of nasty blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 39 punches, and Helvetes landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Helvetes throws a barrage of quick punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a barrage of punches to the chest. Helvetes beats a hasty retreat.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Helvetes beats a hasty retreat.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 belts Helvetes with a light uppercut to the chest! Helvetes shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Helvetes quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Helvetes escapes.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a volley of mean shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 40 punches, and Helvetes landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but Helvetes ducks.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Helvetes lands a heavy straight right to the mouth. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes wallops Dorkness 3 with a series of combinations to the face.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but Helvetes leaps aside.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Helvetes with a jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of punches to the chest, but Helvetes ducks just in time.
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+Helvetes fires a flurry of powerful combinations to the chin. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs!! Helvetes retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 3 strikes with a flurry of light blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 41 punches, and Helvetes landed 18 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Helvetes is winning the fight 67-66
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Helvetes ducks.
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+Helvetes drills Dorkness 3 with a barrage of shots to the head. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a right cross to the chest, but Helvetes steps aside.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a vicious hook to the ribs. Helvetes is hurt!
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Helvetes throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 3 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a series of vicious blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of stiff blows to the head!
-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Helvetes with a loud left to the solar plexus.
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+Helvetes punches Dorkness 3 with a series of hard blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 40 punches, and Helvetes landed 20 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hammers Helvetes with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Helvetes annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of solid blows to the chin. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a volley of nasty punches to the chest!! Helvetes backpedals to his own corner.
+Helvetes hammers Dorkness 3 with a flurry of light combinations to the chin. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
-Helvetes fires a left left to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Helvetes covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Helvetes blocks.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes hits with a barrage of combinations to the jaw!
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Helvetes smacks Dorkness 3 with a nasty left to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Helvetes covers himself well.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 43 punches, and Helvetes landed 19 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 86-85
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Helvetes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Helvetes connects with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Helvetes leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 nails Helvetes with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Helvetes stays away from it.
+Dorkness 3 drills Helvetes with a pair of combinations to the chest.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Helvetes hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Helvetes hits with a barrage of punches to the head. Dorkness 3 covers up.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 3 suprises Helvetes with a hook to the stomach.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes tags Dorkness 3 with a jab to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 41 punches, and Helvetes landed 20 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 96-94
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Helvetes clocks Dorkness 3 with a powerful cross to the mouth.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns Helvetes with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Helvetes covers himself well.
+Dorkness 3 throws a pair of punches to the stomach!
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of combinations to the stomach, but Helvetes steps aside.
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Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Helvetes tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 3 strikes with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Helvetes backs out of it.
+Dorkness 3 clocks Helvetes with a barrage of powerful blows to the ribs.
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+Helvetes lands a series of strong blows to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 42 punches, and Helvetes landed 18 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 106-103
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
Helvetes tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of blows to the chin, but Helvetes beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 3 hammers Helvetes with a flurry of hard blows to the temple. Helvetes falls against the ropes!
+Helvetes lashes out with a series of punches to the nose!! Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Helvetes beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of shots to the temple, but falls short.
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+Helvetes pummels Dorkness 3 with a pair of painful combinations to the temple!! Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Helvetes with a barrage of wild combinations to the head.
+Helvetes hurts Dorkness 3 with a strong roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 whacks Helvetes with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a right to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 41 punches, and Helvetes landed 23 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 116-112
Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Helvetes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 116-112
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Helvetes 10-9
Round 2: Helvetes 10-9
Round 3: Helvetes 10-9
Round 4: Helvetes 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 3 116-112
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by decision!
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