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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 5, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Dorkness 1 strikes with a pair of combinations to the head. Schumer is hurt! Dorkness 1 lands a quick left punch in the nose and Schumer bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Schumer can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!