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(Toughman) Laughable SH defeated BOT-183301 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Monday, November 28, 2022

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 904 pounds (410 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is BOT-183301!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Laughable backpedals and jabs.
Bot-183301 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Bot-183301 lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Laughable ducks just in time.
-Bot-183301 charges with a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
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+Laughable hits with a mean roundhouse to the ribs. Bot-183301 retreats to the far corner.
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+Laughable hits with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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+Laughable hits with a jab to the head.
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+Laughable scores with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
-Bot-183301 lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Laughable slams Bot-183301 with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Laughable smacks Bot-183301 with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Bot-183301 catches Laughable with a series of combinations to the face.
+Bot-183301 nails Laughable with a series of stinging combinations to the eye.
+Bot-183301 pokes Laughable with a solid left to the mouth. Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
+Laughable takes charge with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Laughable SH landed 40 of 40 punches, and BOT-183301 landed 14 of 33 punches.

Laughable SH won the round 10-9

Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-9


Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-183301 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Laughable backpedals and jabs.
Bot-183301 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Laughable fires a cross to the ribs.
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+Bot-183301 fires a pair of combinations to the temple.
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+Laughable tags Bot-183301 with a barrage of combinations to the nose!!
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+Bot-183301 shakes Laughable with a straight right to the mouth.
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+Laughable throws a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Bot-183301 attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Laughable jolts Bot-183301 with a series of punches to the chin. Bot-183301 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-183301 grazes Laughable with a stinging roundhouse to the mouth. Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
+Laughable takes charge with a vicious jab to the eye.
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+Laughable hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose. Bot-183301 gets mad!
+Laughable hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-183301 charges with a pair of combinations to the eye, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
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-Bot-183301 throws a series of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Bot-183301 lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Laughable leaps aside.
+Laughable connects with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Laughable SH landed 38 of 40 punches, and BOT-183301 landed 13 of 33 punches.

Laughable SH won the round 10-9

Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-18


Laughable doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-183301 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Laughable backpedals and jabs.
Bot-183301 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bot-183301 launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Bot-183301 tries a cross to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Laughable tags Bot-183301 with a volley of hard punches to the nose. Bot-183301 covers up.
-Bot-183301 throws a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Laughable takes charge with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Laughable hammers Bot-183301 with a flurry of light punches to the jaw!
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+Laughable hammers Bot-183301 with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
+Laughable hits with a barrage of hard punches to the temple. Bot-183301 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Laughable whacks Bot-183301 with a nasty right to the jaw.
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+Bot-183301 annoys Laughable with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw!!
+Laughable scores with a nasty jab to the temple. Bot-183301 doesn't seem bothered.
-Bot-183301 throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Bot-183301 lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
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+Laughable fires a volley of commanding punches to the head.
-Bot-183301 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
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+Laughable hits with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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+Bot-183301 lands a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-183301 throws a left left to the jaw, but Laughable steps aside.
-Bot-183301 tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Bot-183301 throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Laughable covers himself well.
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+Bot-183301 smacks Laughable with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Laughable ignores it.
+Laughable clocks Bot-183301 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Laughable attacks with a furious jab to the stomach.
+Bot-183301 hits Laughable with a heavy straight right to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-183301 takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. Laughable grimaces in pain.
+Bot-183301 lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth. Laughable sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Laughable strikes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Laughable SH landed 64 of 64 punches, and BOT-183301 landed 35 of 74 punches.

Laughable SH won the round 10-9

Laughable SH is winning the fight 30-27


Laughable doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-183301 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Laughable backpedals and jabs.
Bot-183301 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-183301 lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Laughable tags Bot-183301 with a heavy jab to the jaw.
+Laughable throws a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-183301 hammers Laughable with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Laughable lands a pair of furious punches to the face!
+Bot-183301 punches Laughable with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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-Bot-183301 throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
+Bot-183301 lands a flurry of punches to the chin! Laughable retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-183301 jolts Laughable with a strong jab to the temple.
+Laughable attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
-Bot-183301 attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Laughable stays away from it.
+Laughable suprises Bot-183301 with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
-Bot-183301 tries a left straight right to the mouth, but Laughable narrowly avoids it
+Bot-183301 lashes out with a series of punches to the head!
-Bot-183301 launches a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Bot-183301 paws a right to the temple, but Laughable leaps aside.
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+Laughable annoys Bot-183301 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-183301 hits Laughable with a barrage of mean punches to the head. Laughable backpedals to his own corner.
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+Laughable lands a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
+Laughable connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Laughable tosses a barrage of light punches to the chin.
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-Bot-183301 fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Laughable tags Bot-183301 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Bot-183301 seems wobbly!
+Bot-183301 lashes out with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
+Laughable nails Bot-183301 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Laughable tosses a volley of solid punches to the nose.
+Laughable tags Bot-183301 with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Bot-183301 tries to land a right jab to the eye, but to no avail.
-Bot-183301 lunges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Laughable SH landed 66 of 66 punches, and BOT-183301 landed 33 of 76 punches.

Laughable SH won the round 10-9

Laughable SH is winning the fight 40-36


Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-183301 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9

Total Score: Laughable SH 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9

Total Score: Laughable SH 40-36


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9

Total Score: Laughable SH 40-36

Laughable SH wins by decision!