Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, December 2, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Larry thumps Slammer with a loud straight right to the mouth.
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+Larry smashes Slammer with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
+Larry jolts Slammer with a series of furious punches to the eye.
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+Larry solidly lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Slammer lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Larry blocks.
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+Larry wallops Slammer with a flurry of off balance shots to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 29 of 29 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Larry hits with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach. Slammer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Slammer lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Larry probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Larry hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Larry tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but misses.
+Larry nails Slammer with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Larry smacks Slammer with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 21 of 30 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Larry throws a right jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Larry charges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Slammer attempts a series of right shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Slammer attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Slammer attacks like a wild man! Larry seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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