Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, November 28, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Dine&dash with a commanding jab to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty uppercut and Dine&dash is knocked down!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of solid punches to the jaw. Dine&dash falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 1 jars Dine&dash with a pair of punches to the mouth!
+Dine&dash grazes Dorkness 1 with a volley of vicious punches to the head. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of blows to the temple!! Dine&dash laughs!
-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dine&dash steps aside.
+Dine&dash lashes out with Dorkness 1 with an illegal rabbit punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Dine&dash with a barrage of hard combinations to the eye!
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty right blow to the temple and Dine&dash is flattened!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dine&dash tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of painful combinations to the face.
Dine&dash lands a ferocious haymaker and Dorkness 1 drops like a stone!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with Dine&dash with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Dine&dash with a volley of commanding shots to the jaw. Dine&dash backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing left smash to the jaw and Dine&dash goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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