Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall defeated Big John's Ale by unanimous decision: 40-37, 39-37, 39-37.Match Saturday, November 26, 2022In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale launches a barrage of punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Big John's Ale attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Dodging launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale tries a volley of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Big John's Ale lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Dodging charges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale backs out of it.
-Dodging charges with a series of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Dodging lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
-Big John's Ale attempts a jab to the mouth, but Dodging ducks.
-Dodging launches a flurry of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Big John's Ale attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Dodging probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 38 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 38 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 10-9
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a right jab to the mouth, but Dodging escapes.
+Dodging attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Big John's Ale tries a left left to the temple, but Dodging ducks.
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-Dodging throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Big John's Ale fires a series of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a right jab to the jaw, but Dodging steps aside.
-Dodging tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale escapes.
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-Dodging attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
-Dodging paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Big John's Ale tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a volley of left punches to the face, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
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-Dodging attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 42 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 44 punches.
Big John's Ale won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Dodging quickly backs away.
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-Dodging lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale deftly avoits it.
-Dodging tries a right right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Dodging deftly avoits it.
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-Dodging probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale quickly backs away.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Dodging ducks just in time.
-Big John's Ale tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but Dodging narrowly avoids it
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-Dodging fires a series of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale hides behind his gloves.
-Big John's Ale tries to land a barrage of left punches to the head, but Dodging steps aside and laughs.
+Dodging fires a series of punches to the face!
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-Dodging tries a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Dodging attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale deftly avoits it.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 42 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
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-Big John's Ale paws a right to the eye, but falls short.
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-Dodging throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale blocks.
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-Big John's Ale launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Dodging backs out of it.
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-Dodging launches a series of right punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
-Dodging throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Big John's Ale fires a cross to the head, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
-Dodging probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Dodging throws a straight right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Dodging staggers Big John's Ale with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but Dodging steps aside.
-Big John's Ale launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
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-Big John's Ale charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 39 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 4 of 40 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 39-38
Dodging doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.
Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-37
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Big John's Ale 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 39-37
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Big John's Ale 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 39-37
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall wins by decision!
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