Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Thorbundis defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Thursday, November 24, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 152 pounds (69 kilograms) is Thorbundis!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thorbundis covers up.
+Tutu! tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach!
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-Tutu! throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Thorbundis hides behind his gloves.
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-Tutu! launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Thorbundis backs out of it.
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-Tutu! lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Thorbundis backs out of it.
-Tutu! throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 9 of 33 punches, and Thorbundis landed 4 of 7 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu! looks exhausted.
Thorbundis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thorbundis covers up.
-Tutu! fires a volley of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Thorbundis fires a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Thorbundis strikes with a volley of light shots to the jaw. Thorbundis attacks like a wild man! Tutu! collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Thorbundis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.
Thorbundis doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Thorbundis wins by a technical knockout!
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