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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, November 18, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Larry staggers Slammer with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Larry hits Slammer with a straight right to the temple!
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-Slammer launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but Larry ducks just in time.
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+Larry annoys Slammer with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Larry staggers Slammer with a strong right to the chin.
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+Larry hurts Slammer with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Larry smacks Slammer with a pair of nice punches to the mouth. Slammer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 28 of 31 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Larry pokes Slammer with a pair of light punches to the ribs. Slammer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Larry throws a jab to the ribs, but Slammer ducks just in time.
+Larry lashes out with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Larry pops Slammer with a nice sweeping right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 21 of 33 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Larry attempts a jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Slammer charges with a roundhouse to the jaw, but Larry hides behind his gloves.
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+Slammer stuns Larry with a volley of punches to the face. Slammer strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Larry is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!