Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Blahblahcorn Basher defeated Straw Dork Boom III by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, November 7, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Blahblahcorn Basher!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Basher tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Basher stuns Straw with a painful sweeping right to the mouth!
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+Basher hits with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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+Straw backs up Basher with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Straw throws a series of left combinations to the nose, but Basher ties him up.
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-Basher probes with a volley of right combinations to the nose, but Straw backs out of it.
+Straw lands a series of wild combinations to the temple.
Straw lands a ferocious left haymaker and Basher lands flat on his back!!
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Basher struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Straw lunges with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but misses.
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+Straw tags Basher with a loud right to the jaw.
+Basher jars Straw with a flurry of mean combinations to the face. Straw is hurt!
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+Basher grazes Straw with a pair of wild blows to the jaw. Straw retreats to the far corner.
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-Basher throws a pair of combinations to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but Basher narrowly avoids it
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+Basher lands a series of loud combinations to the nose.
Basher lands a tremendous hook and Straw is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Blahblahcorn Basher wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Blahblahcorn Basher wins by a knockout!
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