Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall defeated Big John's Ale by split decision: 39-40, 40-37, 40-38.Match Saturday, November 5, 2022In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
-Big John's Ale tries a barrage of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Big John's Ale launches a series of right punches to the eye, but Dodging covers himself well.
-Big John's Ale charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Dodging launches a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a left cross to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Dodging quickly backs away.
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-Dodging charges with a roundhouse to the mouth, but Big John's Ale steps aside.
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-Dodging tries to land a pair of left punches to the face, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Dodging deftly avoits it.
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-Dodging probes with a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Dodging attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Big John's Ale throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big John's Ale landed 4 of 41 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 10-9
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Dodging throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Dodging throws a series of right punches to the face, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
-Big John's Ale fires a series of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Dodging launches a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale covers himself well.
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-Dodging tries a volley of punches to the chin, but Big John's Ale leaps aside.
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-Big John's Ale launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Big John's Ale tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but Dodging blocks.
-Dodging tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Big John's Ale attacks with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Dodging throws a series of heavy shots to the eye.
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-Dodging lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Big John's Ale probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big John's Ale landed 5 of 44 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches.
Big John's Ale won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a barrage of right punches to the face, but Dodging steps aside and laughs.
-Dodging throws a left left to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Dodging attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a volley of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dodging attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but Big John's Ale ducks.
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-Dodging lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but Dodging steps aside.
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-Dodging throws a jab to the chin, but Big John's Ale quickly backs away.
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-Dodging charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Big John's Ale takes it in the forearms.
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-Dodging lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Dodging punches Big John's Ale with a volley of painful punches to the nose. Big John's Ale sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big John's Ale landed 5 of 38 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Big John's Ale throws a right jab to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
-Dodging paws a volley of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Dodging attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale tries to land a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
-Big John's Ale launches a left jab to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Big John's Ale throws a series of punches to the temple.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Dodging blocks.
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-Dodging paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Dodging narrowly avoids it
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-Dodging tries a pair of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Dodging lashes out with a series of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Dodging throws a left left to the face, but to no avail.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Dodging lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Big John's Ale tries to land a flurry of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dodging leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big John's Ale landed 4 of 39 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 39 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 39-38
Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Big John's Ale 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Big John's Ale 40-39
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-37
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-38
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall wins by decision!
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