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(Cruiserweight) Tanka Fetast defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Saturday, November 5, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Tanka Fetast!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I scores with a wild uppercut to the head.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I charges with a left cross to the eye, but Fetast leaps aside.
-Boom I attempts a uppercut to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Fetast hits with a series of light punches to the solar plexus. Boom I quickly recovers.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast whacks Boom I with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Fetast pummels Boom I with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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+Fetast attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Fetast scores with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
+Fetast belts Boom I with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 30 of 41 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Fetast doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Boom I grazes Fetast with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Fetast hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast hits with a pair of painful punches to the stomach!
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
-Boom I lashes out with a right hook to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Fetast attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Fetast ducks.
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+Fetast smacks Boom I with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 6 of 14 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 29 of 40 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Fetast doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast drills Boom I with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast backs up Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I tries a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast hits Boom I with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I annoys Fetast with a pair of punches to the chest!
+Boom I throws a pair of quick punches to the chest. Fetast retreats to the far corner.
+Fetast suprises Boom I with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I paws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Fetast narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 26 of 39 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 30-27


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Boom I paws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Fetast tags Boom I with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
+Fetast tattoos Boom I with a commanding uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Fetast punches Boom I with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
-Fetast paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Boom I annoys Fetast with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Boom I tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits Fetast with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Fetast retreats to the far corner.
-Fetast lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Fetast grazes Boom I with a series of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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+Fetast tosses a uppercut to the solar plexus. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 22 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 23 of 39 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 40-36


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast throws a jab to the jaw.
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-Fetast launches a left jab to the temple, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
-Boom I launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Fetast steps aside.
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+Fetast wallops Boom I with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
+Fetast fires a barrage of punches to the head.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast fires a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast hits with a pair of quick punches to the temple. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Boom I pounds Fetast with a pair of commanding shots to the ribs.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Boom I paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Boom I probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Boom I grazes Fetast with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Fetast quickly recovers.
-Boom I charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Fetast steps aside and laughs.
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+Fetast tags Boom I with a pair of commanding shots to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 31 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 35 of 42 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 50-45


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Fetast steps aside.
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+Fetast lands a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Fetast blocks.
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-Boom I fires a series of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast punches Boom I with a wild straight right to the jaw.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Fetast throws a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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+Fetast connects with a barrage of stinging blows to the jaw.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I fires a barrage of painful shots to the stomach.
+Fetast wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Boom I tags Fetast with a series of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 33 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 32 of 44 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 60-54


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I solidly lands a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
-Boom I throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Fetast leaps aside.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I charges with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Fetast steps aside.
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+Boom I jars Fetast with a mean hook to the ribs. Fetast hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Fetast charges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast solidly lands a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Fetast hurts Boom I with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Fetast attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Fetast quickly backs away.
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-Boom I tries a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Fetast pokes Boom I with a volley of light punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of shots to the chest! Fetast laughs!
+Fetast pops Boom I with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 43 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 32 of 52 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 70-63


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Fetast hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Boom I fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Fetast beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hammers Fetast with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest!
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I punches Fetast with a volley of shots to the stomach. Fetast grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 39 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 6 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 79-73


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Fetast backs up Boom I with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Boom I fires a vicious uppercut to the chest.
+Boom I throws a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Boom I throws a volley of shots to the chest, but Fetast covers himself well.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast hits with a flurry of hard blows to the temple!!
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+Fetast connects with a nasty jab to the mouth.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast belts Boom I with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
+Fetast tosses a mean roundhouse to the face!
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-Boom I lunges with a right hook to the solar plexus, but Fetast steps aside.
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+Fetast staggers Boom I with a glancing right to the eye. Boom I ignores it.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast strikes with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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+Fetast solidly lands a volley of punches to the mouth!
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I launches a right uppercut to the stomach, but Fetast steps aside and laughs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 42 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 39 of 50 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 89-82


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Boom I clocks Fetast with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Boom I paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Fetast stays away from it.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I nails Fetast with a flurry of strong shots to the chest!
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a uppercut to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Boom I probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Fetast ties him up.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I stuns Fetast with a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Boom I tries to land a hook to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Fetast lands a series of punches to the chin.
+Boom I belts Fetast with a heavy left to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 41 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 6 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 98-92


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fetast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Fetast blocks.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a uppercut to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Boom I hurts Fetast with a series of blows to the stomach. Fetast covers up.
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+Fetast grazes Boom I with a pair of punches to the mouth. Boom I laughs!
-Boom I attacks with a volley of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I lands a pair of hard blows to the chest!
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 37 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 6 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 107-102


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fetast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Fetast is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Boom I fires a volley of shots to the mouth, but Fetast quickly backs away.
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-Boom I paws a volley of right shots to the chin, but Fetast leaps aside.
+Fetast connects with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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+Boom I suprises Fetast with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Fetast clocks Boom I with a volley of quick blows to the jaw.
-Boom I lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Boom I throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Boom I fires a barrage of shots to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 39 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 8 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 116-112


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fetast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 2: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 3: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 4: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 5: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 6: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 7: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Total Score: Tanka Fetast 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 2: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 3: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 4: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 5: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 6: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 7: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Total Score: Tanka Fetast 116-112


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 2: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 3: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 4: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 5: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 6: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 7: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Total Score: Tanka Fetast 116-112

Tanka Fetast wins by decision!