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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated The Phenom XII by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, November 2, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is The Phenom XII!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Phenom Xii tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 4 annoys The Phenom Xii with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. The Phenom Xii sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 4 fires a hard uppercut to the stomach! The Phenom Xii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 4 lands a mighty uppercut and The Phenom Xii is knocked out of the ring!!

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The Phenom Xii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 backs up The Phenom Xii with a nasty right to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating right punch in the nose and The Phenom Xii is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

The Phenom Xii can't remember which corner is his.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!