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(Super-Featherweight) "Vanessa Harding" defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Wednesday, October 26, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is "Vanessa Harding"!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Vanessa Harding counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 lunges with a counter-punch to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding leans away and hits back with a pair of strong combinations to the ribs.
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+Vanessa Harding throws a painful counter-punch to the ribs!! Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding slips it and strikes first with a series of mean shots to the stomach.
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Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 4 punches Vanessa Harding with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
+Vanessa Harding connects with a heavy right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 12 of 15 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Vanessa Harding doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Vanessa Harding counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 fires a left right to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding slips it and strikes first with a series of solid combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a uppercut to the ribs. Vanessa Harding seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding narrowly avoids it
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Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 rocks Vanessa Harding with a series of off balance blows to the stomach!! Vanessa Harding gets mad!
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Dorkness 4 lunges with a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding deflects it and hits first with a flurry of shots to the chest.
+Vanessa Harding grazes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of stiff combinations to the chest.
-Vanessa Harding paws a series of left combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 11 of 14 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Vanessa Harding doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Vanessa Harding counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Vanessa Harding throws a series of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 deftly avoits it.
Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Vanessa Harding pounds Dorkness 4 with a barrage of loud combinations to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Vanessa Harding knocks it away and hits first with a volley of stiff combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Vanessa Harding with a flurry of combinations to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Vanessa Harding takes it on the gloves and counters with a glancing combination to the chest. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding ducks.
+Dorkness 4 slams Vanessa Harding with a series of heavy combinations to the stomach.
Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a left straight right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Vanessa Harding backs up Dorkness 4 with a volley of vicious combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 11 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27


Vanessa Harding doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Vanessa Harding is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Vanessa Harding with a flurry of blows to the stomach!
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Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of heavy blows to the chest.
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+Vanessa Harding pummels Dorkness 4 with a barrage of strong shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding knocks it away and strikes first with a flurry of loud combinations to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 throws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding slips it and strikes first with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Vanessa Harding tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a left hook to the chest, but Vanessa Harding ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 11 of 17 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-36


Vanessa Harding remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Vanessa Harding is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)

+Vanessa Harding takes charge with a barrage of strong combinations to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a hard roundhouse to the ribs.
+Vanessa Harding belts Dorkness 4 with a strong combination to the solar plexus.
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+Vanessa Harding annoys Dorkness 4 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding ties him up.
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Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding slips it and strikes back with a pair of combinations to the chest.
+Vanessa Harding pokes Dorkness 4 with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Vanessa Harding fires a barrage of glancing combinations to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding knocks it away and strikes first with a pair of nasty combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
+Vanessa Harding strikes with a series of solid combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 4 rocks Vanessa Harding with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs.
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+Vanessa Harding fires a volley of combinations to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding knocks it away and hits first with a light shot to the ribs. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a series of blows to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding escapes.
Dorkness 4 paws a pair of combinations to the stomach, but Vanessa Harding slips it and strikes first with a barrage of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 21 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 50-45


Vanessa Harding grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Vanessa Harding is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)

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+Dorkness 4 pokes Vanessa Harding with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of vicious blows to the ribs!
+Dorkness 4 connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Vanessa Harding fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Vanessa Harding annoys Dorkness 4 with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 4 paws a uppercut to the chest, but Vanessa Harding slips it and strikes first with a flurry of stiff shots to the ribs.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Vanessa Harding stays away from it.
+Vanessa Harding belts Dorkness 4 with a volley of furious shots to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 4 annoys Vanessa Harding with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus!! Vanessa Harding shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Vanessa Harding deftly avoits it.
+ The fighters exchange combinations to the mouth.
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+Vanessa Harding catches Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 fires a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding slips it and strikes back with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Vanessa Harding slips it and hits back with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Vanessa Harding throws a volley of commanding shots to the ribs. Dorkness 4 shakes his head to clear it.
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Dorkness 4 charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding slips it and strikes first with a powerful shot to the solar plexus.
+Vanessa Harding scores with a pair of combinations to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 32 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 21 of 38 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 60-54


Vanessa Harding is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Vanessa Harding backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)

-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Vanessa Harding lashes out with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 4 drills Vanessa Harding with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding steps aside.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Vanessa Harding with a flurry of nasty blows to the ribs. Vanessa Harding hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Vanessa Harding with a cross to the ribs!! Vanessa Harding quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 43 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 70-63


Vanessa Harding is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Vanessa Harding backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a left left to the stomach, but Vanessa Harding ties him up.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a right straight right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding leaps aside.
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+Vanessa Harding hits with a series of solid punches to the chest. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Vanessa Harding steps aside.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Vanessa Harding with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of stinging blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 drills Vanessa Harding with a volley of powerful blows to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 43 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 80-72


Vanessa Harding is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Vanessa Harding backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)

-Dorkness 4 paws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Vanessa Harding steps aside and laughs.
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+Vanessa Harding hits Dorkness 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a left right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Vanessa Harding with a series of punches to the ribs. Vanessa Harding sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 4 lunges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 90-81


Vanessa Harding is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Vanessa Harding backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)

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+Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach!
+Dorkness 4 tattoos Vanessa Harding with a volley of stinging punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 4 paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Vanessa Harding blocks.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Vanessa Harding narrowly avoids it
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+Vanessa Harding rocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a right jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but Vanessa Harding quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Vanessa Harding" landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 43 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 100-90


Vanessa Harding is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Vanessa Harding tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)

+Vanessa Harding hits Dorkness 4 with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a straight right to the stomach, but Vanessa Harding steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 4 backs up Vanessa Harding with a volley of nice shots to the ribs.
+Vanessa Harding belts Dorkness 4 with a jab to the head.
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Vanessa Harding with a series of commanding blows to the chest!!
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Vanessa Harding with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Vanessa Harding lands a barrage of combinations to the face.
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+Vanessa Harding hits with a barrage of heavy shots to the head!
Vanessa Harding lands a terrific left uppercut and Dorkness 4 is flattened!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Vanessa Harding hits Dorkness 4 with a flurry of solid combinations to the temple.
Vanessa Harding lands a well placed left blow to the head and Dorkness 4 goes down!!

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He's Out!
"Vanessa Harding" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Vanessa Harding is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: "Vanessa Harding" 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

"Vanessa Harding" wins by a knockout!