Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Blunt Force Trauma Drama defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Tuesday, October 25, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Blunt Force Trauma Drama!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Drama tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Drama tries a barrage of combinations to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Drama lashes out with a series of punches to the face.
Drama lands a thundering right haymaker and Dorkness 3 collapses!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 smashes Drama with a volley of commanding blows to the ribs. Drama sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Drama fires a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
Drama lands a devestating cross to the jaw and Dorkness 3 is knocked off his feet!!
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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Drama stuns Dorkness 3 with a volley of combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of blows to the ribs. Drama hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Drama with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+Drama fires a series of heavy combinations to the jaw.
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+Drama fires Dorkness 3 with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
+Dorkness 3 punches Drama with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
Drama tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Drama annoys Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Drama tries a volley of right combinations to the eye, but misses completely.
+Drama thumps Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
Drama lands a resounding cross to the jaw and Dorkness 3 falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Blunt Force Trauma Drama wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Drama doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
Blunt Force Trauma Drama wins by a knockout!
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