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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Tanka Fetast by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, October 22, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Tanka Fetast!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Fetast throws a series of punches to the chest.
+Fetast fires a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast annoys Boom I with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Fetast lands a series of punches to the chest!!
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-Fetast attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Fetast tags Boom I with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a right roundhouse to the chin, but loses his balance.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast staggers Boom I with a volley of light punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Fetast suprises Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but misses completely.
+Boom I fires a loud hook to the face. Fetast quickly recovers.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast tags Boom I with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 24 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 51 of 59 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Fetast doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Fetast hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Boom I laughs!
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast slams Boom I with a series of stiff blows to the stomach. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Fetast tosses a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast smacks Boom I with a nice jab to the solar plexus.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast suprises Boom I with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Fetast fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Boom I leaps aside.
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-Boom I fires a right hook to the ribs, but Fetast steps aside.
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+Fetast shakes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
+Fetast fires a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Fetast tries to land a sweeping right to the stomach, but Boom I steps aside.
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+Boom I lands a hook to the chest.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Fetast quickly backs away.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Fetast jars Boom I with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach. Boom I seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 6 of 16 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 36 of 55 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Fetast doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Fetast fires a right jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Fetast lands a pair of punches to the ribs. Boom I covers up.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast suprises Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Fetast fires a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Boom I ducks just in time.
+Fetast backs up Boom I with a volley of painful punches to the chest. Boom I quickly recovers.
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-Fetast tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Fetast pops Boom I with a barrage of light shots to the chest.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Fetast covers himself well.
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+Fetast jars Boom I with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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-Fetast attacks with a straight right to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Fetast leaps aside.
+Fetast nails Boom I with a pair of off balance shots to the ribs.
+Boom I tags Fetast with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast hurts Boom I with a straight right to the ribs. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
+Fetast annoys Boom I with a flurry of punches to the chest! Boom I laughs!
+Fetast slams Boom I with a strong cross to the stomach. Boom I doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 39 of 56 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 30-27


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Fetast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Fetast launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but Boom I covers himself well.
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+Boom I smacks Fetast with a flurry of hard blows to the stomach.
+Boom I throws a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Fetast fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Fetast throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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+Fetast hits Boom I with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus!
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+Fetast smashes Boom I with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Fetast escapes.
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-Boom I launches a uppercut to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but misses.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast fires a off balance sweeping right to the chest.
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-Fetast probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast wallops Boom I with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Fetast shakes Boom I with a pair of nice punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 34 of 55 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 40-36


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a right hook to the chest, but Fetast ties him up.
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+Boom I strikes with a hook to the ribs.
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+Boom I throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Fetast fires a cross to the ribs.
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+Fetast pops Boom I with a commanding jab to the ribs! Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast tosses a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a right to the solar plexus, but Fetast steps aside and laughs.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast fires a pair of stinging punches to the chest. Boom I ignores it.
+Fetast solidly lands a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Fetast pops Boom I with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
-Fetast launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 34 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 37 of 54 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 50-45


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Fetast hides behind his gloves.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Fetast attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Boom I stays away from it.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fetast connects with a pair of punches to the chest. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Fetast fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Boom I blocks.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Fetast attempts a jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Fetast fires a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Fetast smacks Boom I with a powerful jab to the ribs!
+Fetast catches Boom I with a series of off balance punches to the chest. Boom I laughs!
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-Fetast fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but Boom I steps aside.
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+Fetast stuns Boom I with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I strikes with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Fetast beats a hasty retreat.
+Fetast strikes with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Fetast strikes with a stiff cross to the chest. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 31 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 36 of 56 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 60-54


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Fetast annoys Boom I with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Fetast grazes Boom I with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Boom I quickly recovers.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Fetast deftly avoits it.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Fetast probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
+Fetast catches Boom I with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Fetast nails Boom I with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Fetast leaps aside.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fetast drills Boom I with a stiff straight right to the stomach. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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-Fetast paws a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I lands a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Fetast throws a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
+Boom I strikes with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a series of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 40 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 36 of 59 punches.

Tanka Fetast won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 70-63


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Fetast is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Fetast fires a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I tosses a flurry of stinging blows to the ribs.
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+Boom I fires a volley of hard shots to the chest. Fetast sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Boom I fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Fetast strikes with a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Fetast throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Boom I leaps aside.
-Boom I throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Fetast narrowly avoids it
+Fetast strikes with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Fetast hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I probes with a series of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
+Fetast tosses a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Fetast belts Boom I with a series of light punches to the ribs. Boom I gets mad!
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Fetast lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Fetast hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest. Boom I ignores it.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 18 of 41 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 34 of 62 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 79-73


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fetast is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Boom I lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I lashes out with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I punches Fetast with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I stuns Fetast with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Fetast narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I hurts Fetast with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 18 of 39 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 5 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 88-83


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fetast is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Fetast whacks Boom I with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Fetast paws a pair of blows to the chest, but Boom I quickly backs away.
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-Boom I throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Boom I jolts Fetast with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Boom I lashes out with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Boom I tags Fetast with a volley of strong blows to the ribs!
+Fetast hammers Boom I with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Fetast stuns Boom I with a jab to the solar plexus.
-Boom I launches a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Boom I hits with a volley of loud blows to the chest.
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+Fetast drills Boom I with a hook to the chest.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Fetast jolts Boom I with a series of stinging punches to the chest. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 39 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 34 of 54 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 97-93


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fetast is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Fetast smashes Boom I with a series of furious punches to the head!
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-Fetast paws a volley of punches to the chin, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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+Fetast attacks with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Fetast fires a left to the mouth, but Boom I stays away from it.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Fetast beats a hasty retreat.
+Boom I solidly lands a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a series of shots to the ribs.
Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Fetast tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Fetast rocks Boom I with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Boom I doesn't notice.
+Boom I wakes up the fans with a volley of stinging shots to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 42 punches, and Tanka Fetast landed 18 of 29 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tanka Fetast is winning the fight 106-103


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fetast is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Fetast is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Boom I staggers Fetast with a pair of blows to the head.
+Boom I drills Fetast with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw!
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+Fetast tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I punches Fetast with a pair of off balance shots to the head. Fetast sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Boom I paws a series of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Fetast thumps Boom I with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of punches to the head!
+Fetast tattoos Boom I with a series of painful punches to the chin.
-Boom I probes with a volley of right blows to the chin, but misses.
-Boom I lunges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I whacks Fetast with a barrage of quick shots to the jaw.
Boom I lands a sudden right cross to the jaw and Fetast falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fetast looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 2: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 3: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 4: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 5: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 6: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 7: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 2: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 3: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 4: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 5: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 6: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 7: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 2: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 3: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 4: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 5: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 6: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 7: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 8: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Tanka Fetast 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!