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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, October 17, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Strawizzle 1 hits with a stiff roundhouse to the chest.
Strawizzle 1 lands a tremendous right hook and Boom I bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I nails Strawizzle 1 with a hard jab to the chin.
Boom I lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Strawizzle 1 collapses!!

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Strawizzle 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I hits Strawizzle 1 with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth. Strawizzle 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Boom I hits Strawizzle 1 with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
Boom I lands a resounding hook and Strawizzle 1 is knocked off his feet!!

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Strawizzle 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I hurts Strawizzle 1 with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
Boom I lands a mighty punch in the nose and Strawizzle 1 goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Strawizzle 1 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Boom I can't remember which corner is his.





Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!