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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, October 8, 2022

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Minute launches a pair of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Major lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Minute lands a left to the jaw.
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-Major charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Minute leaps aside.
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-Minute fires a left jab to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Major connects with a flurry of punches to the eye. Minute seems wobbly!
-Minute attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the face. Major doesn't notice.
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-Major charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Minute launches a jab to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Minute nails Major with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. Major beats a hasty retreat.
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-Major fires a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 16 of 41 punches, and Capt. Major landed 10 of 33 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Major smashes Minute with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Major tries a sweeping right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Minute tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but Major covers himself well.
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+Minute hammers Major with a series of stinging punches to the nose. Major falls against the ropes!
-Minute attacks with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Major ducks just in time.
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-Major fires a left right to the solar plexus, but Minute escapes.
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-Minute fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Minute grazes Major with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Minute hits with a series of wild punches to the chin.
-Major tries to land a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Minute leaps aside.
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-Major throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Minute tosses a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 18 of 45 punches, and Capt. Major landed 6 of 35 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Major collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

+Minute pounds Major with a series of strong punches to the eye. Major grimaces in pain.
-Major attacks with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Minute backs out of it.
-Major throws a right jab to the eye, but Minute backs out of it.
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+Minute connects with a strong left to the nose.
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+Minute tattoos Major with a barrage of wild shots to the solar plexus. Major doesn't seem bothered. Minute is jabbing and laughing! Major falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Major can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!