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(Heavyweight) Theo cruise defeated Annoyance v5.0 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, October 8, 2022

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Theo cruise!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 357 pounds (162 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Cruise covers up.
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Annoyance charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Cruise lands a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Annoyance scores with a series of off balance blows to the nose.
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-Annoyance launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Annoyance launches a pair of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Annoyance lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Annoyance connects with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Annoyance attacks with a volley of blows to the head, but Cruise narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Theo cruise landed 6 of 8 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 10 of 34 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 10-9


Cruise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Annoyance is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Cruise covers up.
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Annoyance lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Annoyance tries a pair of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Cruise whacks Annoyance with a quick jab to the eye.
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-Annoyance lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Annoyance lands a hard cross to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Theo cruise landed 6 of 8 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 6 of 31 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 20-18


Cruise doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Cruise covers up.
Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Cruise smacks Annoyance with a pair of stinging punches to the temple. Annoyance beats a hasty retreat. Cruise is hammering relentlessly! Annoyance collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Theo cruise wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Cruise doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9

Theo cruise wins by a technical knockout!