Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, October 7, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Never lands a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Never lunges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Never tries to land a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
+Never hits with a pair of shots to the chest.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never annoys Slammer with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Slammer retreats to the far corner.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 14 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never tries a left uppercut to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Never attacks with a volley of hard shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 10 of 21 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never pops Slammer with a right to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 20 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 9 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer hits with a straight right to the chin. Slammer strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Never can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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