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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Young Grasshopper by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, September 30, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Young Grasshopper!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper attempts a barrage of right shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Grasshopper paws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Grasshopper landed 6 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 7 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 10-9


Grasshopper is obviously tired.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper throws a volley of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper throws a left to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Grasshopper throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Slammer leaps aside.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Grasshopper landed 4 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 4 of 9 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 20-18


Grasshopper receives medical attention from his trainer.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper paws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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-Grasshopper tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer takes charge with a barrage of heavy shots to the nose. Grasshopper sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Slammer lands a brutal blow to the head and Grasshopper is flattened!!

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Grasshopper struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Grasshopper lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Slammer covers himself well.
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+Slammer smashes Grasshopper with a flurry of nasty shots to the ribs.
Slammer lands a resounding left hook and Grasshopper hurtles to the canvas!!

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Grasshopper struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the eye. Slammer drops his guard and pounds away! Grasshopper collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Grasshopper can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!