Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! defeated Clay Guida by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Thursday, September 29, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Clay Guida!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
+Tutu!! pokes Guida with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach!
Tutu!! lands a quick left blow to the head and Guida falls senseless!!
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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! fires a stiff jab to the stomach.
+Tutu!! clocks Guida with a pair of nice punches to the ribs!!
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+Tutu!! tosses a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters study each other.
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+Tutu!! punches Guida with a solid left to the ribs.
+Guida pokes Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! suprises Guida with a series of wild punches to the ribs. Guida sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Guida throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 32 punches, and Clay Guida landed 3 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-8
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-8
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! pounds Guida with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! annoys Guida with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Tutu!! attempts a left to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Tutu!! lands a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Guida lunges with a right to the face, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 18 of 22 punches, and Clay Guida landed 2 of 9 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-17
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Guida collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida tries a uppercut to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu!! hits with a stiff left to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu!! attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu!! annoys Guida with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! catches Guida with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach!
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 16 of 26 punches, and Clay Guida landed 2 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-26
Tutu!! can't remember which corner is his.
Guida can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 4
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida paws a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 6 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-35
Tutu!! receives medical attention from his trainer.
Guida can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 5
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Guida sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Guida paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 50-44
Tutu!! collapses limply onto his stool.
Guida can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 6
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida throws a series of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! staggers Guida with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 60-53
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Guida can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 7
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
-Guida attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 70-62
Tutu!! is slowing down.
Guida can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 8
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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+Tutu!! backs up Guida with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 80-71
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 9
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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-Guida launches a series of right blows to the nose, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu!! nails Guida with a straight right to the nose!
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 90-80
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Guida can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 10
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
Tutu!! lands a cruel right hook and Guida lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Guida can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-8
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-8
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-8
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a knockout!
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