Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Welter Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Da Shiznit 2p3 by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Thursday, September 29, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Welter Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is BAMF Da Shiznit 2p3!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Shiznit 2P3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shiznit 2P3 fires a pair of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I throws a hook to the ribs. Shiznit 2P3 shakes his head to clear it.
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I rocks Shiznit 2P3 with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Boom I backs up Shiznit 2P3 with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs. Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Shiznit 2P3 throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shiznit 2P3 fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Boom I ducks.
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+Shiznit 2P3 hits with a stinging uppercut to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Welter Dork Boom I landed 16 of 22 punches, and BAMF Da Shiznit 2p3 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Welter Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Welter Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Shiznit 2P3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Shiznit 2P3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Shiznit 2P3 charges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Boom I steps aside.
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+Boom I smashes Shiznit 2P3 with a stinging uppercut to the ribs!
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shiznit 2P3 wallops Boom I with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of shots to the ribs. Shiznit 2P3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Shiznit 2P3 ducks just in time.
Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2P3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Welter Dork Boom I landed 18 of 24 punches, and BAMF Da Shiznit 2p3 landed 6 of 26 punches.
Welter Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Welter Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I is obviously tired.
Shiznit 2P3 is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Shiznit 2P3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shiznit 2P3 tattoos Boom I with a flurry of uppercuts to the head. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
Shiznit 2P3 lands a crashing blow to the head and Boom I drops like a stone!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shiznit 2P3 probes with a barrage of right blows to the nose, but misses.
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+Boom I fires a series of blows to the ribs.
Shiznit 2P3 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shiznit 2P3 lashes out with a volley of blows to the chin, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
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+Boom I thumps Shiznit 2P3 with a barrage of blows to the chest. Shiznit 2P3 retreats to the far corner.
Boom I lands a quick left uppercut and Shiznit 2P3 is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Welter Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
Shiznit 2P3 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Welter Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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