Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, September 26, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Patrick attempts a sweeping right to the jaw, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of light punches to the jaw. Patrick seems wobbly!
Dorkness 1 lands a well placed left cross to the jaw and Patrick's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Patrick struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Patrick annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Patrick throws a series of mean punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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+Patrick jolts Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of vicious punches to the chin!
+Dorkness 1 pummels Patrick with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
+Patrick attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of light combinations to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 rocks Patrick with a pair of combinations to the mouth. Patrick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive right blow to the head and Patrick's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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