Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, September 24, 2022In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Minute throws a vicious jab to the temple.
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-Minute attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Major deftly avoits it.
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Major attacks with a cross to the face, but fails to score.
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+Major solidly lands a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Major probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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+Major throws a volley of punches to the eye. Minute laughs!
-Major fires a pair of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Minute tries a series of right punches to the face, but misses.
+Minute hits with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 17 of 42 punches, and Capt. Major landed 11 of 32 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-9
Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9
Minute doesn't even want to rest!
Major is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Minute whacks Major with a straight right to the temple.
+Major wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Minute throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Major probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Minute blocks.
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-Major probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Minute ties him up.
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-Major throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Minute ducks.
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-Major attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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+Minute hits with a quick left to the chest.
-Major paws a right sweeping right to the stomach, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Major hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute slams Major with a pair of stiff shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Minute Bowl landed 21 of 40 punches, and Capt. Major landed 6 of 34 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Minute tosses a pair of punches to the eye.
-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Major solidly lands a pair of solid punches to the temple.
+Minute wallops Major with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Major charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Minute stays away from it.
-Major launches a pair of left punches to the chin, but Minute backs out of it.
+Minute clocks Major with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Major paws a pair of punches to the face, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Minute probes with a series of left shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Major tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Major tries to land a volley of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Minute hits Major with a volley of punches to the chin! Minute is raining blows! Major starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Major can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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