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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Young Grasshopper by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, September 16, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Young Grasshopper!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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-Grasshopper throws a left to the jaw, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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-Slammer attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Grasshopper launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Grasshopper landed 5 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 7 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 10-9


Grasshopper is obviously tired.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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-Grasshopper paws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper throws a series of punches to the chest, but Slammer blocks.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper probes with a left to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Grasshopper attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Slammer covers himself well.
Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Grasshopper landed 4 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 20-18


Grasshopper receives medical attention from his trainer.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper charges with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Slammer fires a series of loud punches to the chin.
+Slammer tattoos Grasshopper with a glancing straight right to the eye. Grasshopper gets mad!
Slammer lands a terrific left blow to the temple and Grasshopper goes down!!

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Grasshopper struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Grasshopper attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Grasshopper punches Slammer with a series of furious blows to the stomach.
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-Grasshopper probes with a series of right blows to the chest, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer hammers Grasshopper with a pair of shots to the nose. Slammer smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Grasshopper collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Grasshopper can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!