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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, September 10, 2022

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Censored throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Lover Boy beats a hasty retreat.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Censored solidly lands a volley of punches to the nose.
-Lover Boy paws a straight right to the chest, but Censored quickly backs away.
-Censored attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Censored throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Lover Boy takes it in the forearms.
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+Censored hits Lover Boy with a heavy straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Censored fires a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Lover Boy attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Censored probes with a series of left shots to the eye, but only hits air.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Censored thumps Lover Boy with a pair of off balance punches to the temple! Lover Boy doesn't notice.
-Censored attacks with a roundhouse to the nose, but only hits air.
+Lover Boy lands a volley of strong blows to the chest!! Censored gets mad! Lover Boy strikes at will! Censored is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!