Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Valyrian steel defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Thursday, September 8, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 141 pounds (64 kilograms) is Valyrian steel!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Steel is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Steel tries a jab to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Steel lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
+Tutu!! hits Steel with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
-Steel paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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-Steel tries to land a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
-Steel lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
-Steel lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
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+Tutu!! hammers Steel with a pair of light punches to the chest.
-Steel attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Steel lashes out with a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Tutu!! hits with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Steel retreats to the far corner.
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-Steel probes with a pair of blows to the face, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
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-Steel attempts a right jab to the chin, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
-Steel throws a barrage of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Steel throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Tutu!! tosses a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! jolts Steel with a series of punches to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 32 punches, and Valyrian steel landed 2 of 63 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu!! is obviously tired.
Steel doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Steel is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Tutu!! lands a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! hits Steel with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!! Steel laughs!
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-Steel tries to land a right straight right to the ribs, but Tutu!! blocks.
-Steel throws a left cross to the nose, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
-Steel tries a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
+Tutu!! hits Steel with a straight right to the stomach. Steel beats a hasty retreat.
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-Steel throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Steel attempts a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu!! fires a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Steel tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Steel charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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-Steel probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
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-Steel tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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-Steel lashes out with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
-Steel charges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Steel fires a volley of punches to the temple, but Tutu!! steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 22 of 22 punches, and Valyrian steel landed 2 of 62 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
Steel remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Steel moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Steel lunges with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Steel probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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-Steel throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Tutu!! steps aside.
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-Steel attacks with a right straight right to the nose, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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+Tutu!! hits with a solid right to the solar plexus.
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-Steel lashes out with a series of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
+Tutu!! hits with a hard jab to the ribs.
-Steel fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Steel attacks with a volley of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Steel attacks with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! blocks.
+Tutu!! pokes Steel with a series of nasty punches to the stomach!
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-Steel lunges with a straight right to the nose, but Tutu!! blocks.
+Tutu!! pokes Steel with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Steel tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
-Steel lunges with a right roundhouse to the face, but Tutu!! blocks.
-Steel fires a left jab to the mouth, but misses.
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-Steel attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
-Steel attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Steel throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Steel probes with a right jab to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Steel probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! blocks.
-Steel tries a right jab to the stomach, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Steel tries a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Steel lashes out with a left to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Steel launches a right left to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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-Steel tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
-Steel lunges with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 24 punches, and Valyrian steel landed 4 of 107 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-27
Tutu!! receives medical attention from his trainer.
Steel grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Steel moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Steel throws a barrage of left shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Steel charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Tutu!! blocks.
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-Steel attacks with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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-Tutu!! probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Steel hits with a pair of punches to the head. Tutu!! doesn't notice. Steel strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Tutu!! begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Valyrian steel wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu!! can't remember which corner is his.
Steel is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Valyrian steel wins by a technical knockout!
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