Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Welter Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Da Shiznit 2 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Thursday, September 8, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is BAMF Da Shiznit 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Welter Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Shiznit 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pummels Shiznit 2 with a pair of off balance shots to the ribs!
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+Shiznit 2 belts Boom I with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Boom I attacks with a series of blows to the stomach.
Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I annoys Shiznit 2 with a volley of solid punches to the ribs. Shiznit 2 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Boom I tags Shiznit 2 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
Boom I lands a thundering right blow to the head and Shiznit 2 is flattened!!
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Shiznit 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I clocks Shiznit 2 with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. Shiznit 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shiznit 2 fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Shiznit 2 lands a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Shiznit 2 strikes with a volley of blows to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Da Shiznit 2 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Welter Dork Boom I landed 16 of 23 punches.
Welter Dork Boom I won the round 10-8
Welter Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-8
Shiznit 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Shiznit 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Shiznit 2 shakes Boom I with a wild uppercut to the chest. Boom I ignores it.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shiznit 2 attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Boom I steps aside.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I annoys Shiznit 2 with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach. Shiznit 2 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Boom I lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Da Shiznit 2 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Welter Dork Boom I landed 16 of 25 punches.
Welter Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Welter Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-17
Shiznit 2 is slowing down.
Boom I is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Shiznit 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Shiznit 2 attempts a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Boom I ducks.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shiznit 2 strikes with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shiznit 2 attacks with a series of shots to the chest, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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-Shiznit 2 attacks with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I wallops Shiznit 2 with a cross to the chest!! Shiznit 2 backpedals to his own corner.
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Da Shiznit 2 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Welter Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches.
Welter Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Welter Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-26
Shiznit 2 collapses limply onto his stool.
Boom I looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Shiznit 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Shiznit 2 paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Boom I covers himself well.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shiznit 2 throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but Boom I steps aside.
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I strikes with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shiznit 2 throws Boom I with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Boom I tries to land a left to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Boom I charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Shiznit 2 leaps aside.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I tags Shiznit 2 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Shiznit 2 throws a left uppercut to the chest, but Boom I ducks.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Shiznit 2 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Da Shiznit 2 landed 5 of 23 punches, and Welter Dork Boom I landed 13 of 23 punches.
Welter Dork Boom I won the round 10-8
Welter Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-34
Shiznit 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Boom I looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Shiznit 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
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+Shiznit 2 connects with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I launches a hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Shiznit 2 backs out of it.
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+Boom I belts Shiznit 2 with a barrage of blows to the chest.
+Boom I wallops Shiznit 2 with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Shiznit 2 throws a uppercut to the ribs, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I drills Shiznit 2 with a volley of off balance shots to the solar plexus. Shiznit 2 gets mad!
Boom I lands a beautiful left blow to the head and Shiznit 2 is knocked off his feet!!
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Shiznit 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I takes charge with a strong hook to the chest. Shiznit 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I throws a heavy right to the chest. Shiznit 2 beats a hasty retreat.
Boom I lands a blood spattering hook and Shiznit 2 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Shiznit 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Boom I tries to attack, but Shiznit 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shiznit 2 attacks with a series of loud blows to the stomach. Boom I is hurt!
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-Shiznit 2 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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+Boom I staggers Shiznit 2 with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Boom I sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Shiznit 2 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Welter Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Shiznit 2 can't remember which corner is his.
Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Welter Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Welter Dork Boom I 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Welter Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Welter Dork Boom I 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Welter Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Welter Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Welter Dork Boom I 10-8
Welter Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!
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